Floyd Patterson vs. Frank Bruno

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Is Bruno too big here, and does he have the better chin?
     
  2. cdogg187

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    He's too big
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Bruno kills him. Way too big. And even his chin would not fail him. It took some bombs from Tyson and Lemon to ko him, and Patterson is not in the same league as a puncher
     
  4. Irish

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    Not sure Bruno actually had a "Bad Chin", he just was too musclebound and burned too much gas and had questionable focus.
     
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    In a battle of the Uncle Tom's, the bigger one wins. Bruno KO 4.
     
  6. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Bruno should win by early KO but if Patterson manages to somehow survive to the 7th round he knocks Frank the fuck out.
     
  7. Irish

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    That's like saying Tommy Burns might be able to get Golota to self-destruct if he can get past the first 5 or 6 rounds :lol:
     
  8. Destruction and Mayhem

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    No.

    It's possible for faaaaaast Floyd Patterson to evade the pondering uncle tom robot for 7 rounds.
     
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    No it's not. Patterson was no defensive wiz. Bruno's jab alone would be hurting Patterson's chinless ass.
     
  10. cdogg187

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    Patterson was a tremendous defensive fighter
     
  11. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    Pop Quiz: did 'Bonkers' Bruno ever hit the canvas? :dunno:
     
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    Bonecrusher smith decked him. Tyson decked him in the opening seconds of the first fight. Witherspoon clubbed him to the canvas.
     
  13. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Bruno only got smashed to the canvas against Smith....you know what wound me up about Bruno´s fights?
    That hideous mud-shark wife of his shrieking all the fucking time whenever Bonkers got smashed.
     
  14. Irish

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    Then she divorced him and his Mixer kids got him sent to the fucking funny farm.

    Ah yes, he who dippeth the wick must pay for the oil.

    And the sweetest oil is always the most costly.

    Eh Sly :dunno:
     
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    "said ingemar"
     
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    He was essentially gone after taking the first right hand

    You'll notice it was much more difficult for Ingo the next two times

    regardless, Patterson was an outstanding defensive fighter. That is a fact
     

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