Valerian & The City of a Thousand Planets trailer

From Luc Besson (The Fifth Element)

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Lucy was complete and utter shit. Let's hope this is better.

 

I liked Lucy.

 

Looks like a typical Luc Besson fun action sci-fi flick. Wish they could have gotten different actors then that waify looking bitch and the Edward Furlong looking motherfucker, whoever he is.

 

Heroin chic scifi?

 

To be honest, Luc Besson used to make great movies.


That ended with ´Leon´ over 20 years ago.

 

The Fifth Element was fun.

 

Nah it was overblown, camp Jean-Paul Fagtier shit that got bogged down with atyle-over-substance.

Nikita and León were great....

 

Did I said it was great? It was FUN!!!

 

Sure if you like Bruce Willis with gayboy blondehair and orange vest running around with Milla ´One-Trick-Pony´ Jogogovichzch....

 

Read my lips:

FUN!!!

 

Looks like Blade Runner mixed with John Carter.

 

I don't see any Blade Runner or John Carter similarity, but lots of Fifth Element and Jupiter Ascending instead.

 

yeah I see what he means with the 'looks like' comparisons but all I see is a pair of obnoxious cunts...especially pouty 'PC' fucking Carla Delavigne

 

She's good looking but fucking shitty actress.

 

and a complete mess as a human being who can't define her true sexual orientation.

 

Who's the fucking odd-looking male counterpart with her in this?

 

I can't tolerate Bruce Willis... He's like one of those old suburban white guys who plays harmonica in a "blues band" on the weekends

 

He's not "like" that, he "is" that. ::


.....but I like him for the most part, even though I don't think he's done anything worth a shit in a very long time. He seems like he's in the Nic Cage, John Travolta cash a paycheck because I owe a lot of back taxes phase of his career.

 

That's the kid from "Chronicle". He's normally pretty good but he's morphing into a fucking Ed Furlong lookalike for some reason.

 

Thought I recognized him - weird-looking.

 

He was good in 'Looper'.

 

Yeah, "Looper" was good. It's few and far between for him now though.

 

That bitch is sitting on the face of my girl annie clark, I wish g
her considerable misfortune

 

Ughhhh! Directed by Eli Roth. Maybe if Joe Carnahan directed and didn't just work on the screenplay, it might not be reprehensible.


:Crap:

 

He was good in '12 Monkeys' as well.

 

This looks like pure utter shit. Maybe the books popularity will save it but it looks like someone went out of their way to recreate a Jupiter Ascending style financial and cinematic failure.

 

Trailer 2 looks like the visual feast you want experience while taking hallucinogens!

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Looks really good. I am afraid it will disappoint.