Death Wish - Trailer/Discussion (Bruce Willis)

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  1. Anthony

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    Death wish eh?? Not sure about that title....since he's punishing the bad guys....hmmm how about....the punisher???
     
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    White guy goes around with a gun cleaning up the streets of Chicago, killing "thugs".

    I expect to see Steve Bannon at the premier.
     
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    This is funny, but not for the reasons you think.
     
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    They're just remaking everything nowadays.
     
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    BOOOOO!!! They should have hired Wesley Snipes as the vigilante so audiences can cheer when he executes white supremacists who emotionally raped 'with words of hatred' his snowflake BLM family members.
     
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    Bruce Willis is too old for me to take him seriously as an action star these days.
     
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    The death wish character is supposed to be an older man. Willis is perfect for the role
     
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    No the Death Wish guy wasn't THAT old. Willis is border line geriatric, he needs to let it go. Also that is the very reason this movie will flop because as great as they were in their prime there comes a time when people will no longer watch Stallone and Schwarzenegger action films and Willis is right there too.
     
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    As a man of color, are you trying to say that ONLY blacks/browns commit rape?
     
  11. Anthony

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    Bronson may not have been that old, but he looked much older than willis looks now. Besides, this movie is trending and a Bruce Willis hasnt trended in i dont know how long.
     
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    I disagree, Willis looks about 65 to me. Bronson never looked a day over 50 and it helped that he still had a head full of hair.

    Also, trending and box office receipts are two different things. I'm sure a studio can give a fuck if a film is getting twitted and talked about if it doesn't add up to big box office numbers.
     
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    You are wrong movie studios want movies trending. And I don't know what's wrong with your eyes, but Bronson always looked old even when he was young. He looked 70 in death wish. Willis looks pretty good for 63.

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    Bronson at 53

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    I never said they don't want them trending, of course they do. What I said is if the movie doesn't do well at the box office it won't matter if it trended or not. The only reason they want it to trend is for the publicity which will hopefully lead to box office success.
     
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    More watered down SHIT....
     
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    Charles Bronson was 53 when he did the first Death Wish, but was 70 years old when he did the last one (honestly it was a very sad & hard to watch film because of his age). Willis is 62. I agree he is too old.
     
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    When did I said THAT, you 'in-need-of-a-safe-space' snowflake?
     
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    WORD!
    Remember when 'Snakes on a Plane' became a youtube sensation and then bombed at the box office?
     
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    Bronson sh*ts all over Bruce Willis who is a bald old fart. Bronson was a physical specimen in his day and a former boxer.
    The rape scenes in parts 1 and 2 were brutal. Check out the unedited versions. The video stores never carried the uncut versions.
     
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    That was long before his death wish movie. Also, bronson boasted a lot about him being tough and in street fights. But it was all bullshit. Bronson wasnt a tough guy.
     
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    who told you that?
     
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    Well this thing sure got horrible reviews

    Lesson here kids is that if a movie is gonna be good you will see reviews days ahead of the release date. If the movie is shit and everyone knows it then you will not see reviews till the last minute.
     
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    Eli Roth is a fucking trash filmmaker.
     
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    I’m shocked you aren’t a hostel fan
     
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    Hostel?

    No, they're irredeemable garbage movies. I kind of liked "Cabin Fever" and haven't really liked a single thing he's made or been involved with from a creative standpoint since.
     

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