MUSIC: the official thread.

An impossibly cool, cool-groove (and shout-out to my home):

 

Post something yourself ya crotchety fenian bamstation.

 

Chic is well cheezey. Good for some sort of comedy soundtrack. Or inspiration for some lofi Pomo aerial pink pastiche

 

I get what you mean, Nile Rodgers is a genius though.

 

Maybe genius is a bit much, but he definitely has the Midas touch.

 

Chonk and beeze. Arthur russell cameo on cello

 

Said someone who once heard two Chic singles.

 

Sure. And I just heard that one too.

 

Try listening to some, junior.

 

What's the use in that? Listening is for assholes and wankers! Just pound amphetamines and cider while you run about your apartment while music is playing in the background

 

Or, roll a spliff like on the cover of ´Catch A Fire´ and listen to this stuff, endlessly:

 

Oh give over with your obtuse shite or I'll CUT YA

 

Ive listened to enough to know a deliberate chic homage (featuring nile Rodgers as it turned out- !) when I hear it. These big ears arent just for show, no

 

You listen but you don't HEAR, you impossible Taig WALLOPER!

 

Id say the same for you. All you hear is chord progressions and the broader aesthetic, intersubjective, cultural, contextual gestalt seems to bounce off. I double dare you to argue with that sentence! Even im not entirely sure what it means, just F'n TRY!

 

One day you'll be sitting around the bar like a loser telling people "I used to post in the music thread... it's a tough racket"

 

All your songs in this thread smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing I can confess.

 

All

 

cdogg - you hardly post in this thread so I´d start if I were you.....let´s put this to the test.

 

Are you joking? I'm all over this thread

 

I AM this thread

 

You done fuck-all except post a scattering of shit by Count Basie or Horace Silver Quartet

 

Please ... this thread would be a minor footnote if not for my contributions

"The man is a menace"

Line of the thread

 

You've contributed nothing of worth...

 

Essentially every memorable discussion has involved me ... if this thread were "The Poseidon Adventure", I'd be Gene Hackman ... so you need to make like Shelly Winters and swim your way to a fatal heart attack, cunt

 

If this was Beethoven I would be the dog and Hut would be the evil vet.

 

If this was a movie, I'd be Ryan Gosling and Slysucktion & Gayhem would be on all fours, "squealin' laahk a hoawwwg"...

 

Sly's wife joining in: "now let's you jurst drop dem pants" whilst wearing checked shirt and braces..."dem panties...take em offf"...

 

Can´t imagine this song will ever be out of my all-time Top-10 songs:

 

Hahajahaha

Actually burst out laughing in work