Joshua-Takam

This is like an overweight and less-skilled version of Mayweather-McGregor

 

Whyte was getting caught early and it was looking like he might get Ko'd, but he's the better fighter now and wants it more.

 

A crying shame on Whyte that he's taken this long. 9 rounds against a totally-shot guy whose biggest win was a nice KO of a very shot Sam Peter.

 

Adam Smith is no philosopher.

 

Whyte throwing right hand bombs that land in a different zip code.

 

Helenius nodding at the end of each round. Gay.

 

Whyte is genuinely just an OK fighter.

 

WHO NECKS???

 

I could listen to Tony Bellew and Matthew Macklin talk all day.

By all day I mean never.

 

Higa, Inoue and Wangek would all squash him like a bug.

 

Sky persisting with their new format. Dolly-Bird presenting the fights, with the fights called by three or four shitheads with the vocabulary of retarded baby seals.

 

Kind of an insult to baby seals, you heard? I would much rather listen to baby seals than the Sky team

 

Kal Yafai fought nervous. Apparently halloumi prices have rocketed and Kal's Kebab Kafe is facing Krisis.

 

"Ok Tony how do you see the fighting going"

Tony:-

 

He's also really ugly, and just keeping that belt warm before getting battered by an elite fighter.

 

https://i.imgur.com/OGyUaSP.mp4

 

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Wilder fucks Whyte up

 

I emit my barbaric yawp.

 

Emit! Emit! Yawp Yawp Dee Yawp Yawp!!

That;s the SKY crew, just yawping like deranged pinnipeds about to be scalped by some sweaty Inuit.

 

Matthew Macklin is cool

 

"I've got Joshua in 4"- Karl Frond.

 

You know why Matthew Saad Muhammad changed his name...................apparently a mystic told him years from then some fucking scrub called Matt Macklin would be headlining cards. So Matt Franklin said fuck this and changed his name ASAP,for fear of confusion.

 

Oooh Anthony Joshua doesn't go well. Too many syllables

 

Who has not heard of the great exploits on the battlefield of Count Mondego!!!

 

True. Shakespeare doth quake at this most perplexing of conundrums.....

 

He's Small
He's Brown
He Wears A Shitty Frown
OOOOOH CHRIS EUBANK
OOOOH CHRIS EUBANK JUNIOR!

 

Loads of people on here claimed that time would show that Dillon Whyte would be a really good win on Joshua's resume.

What time is showing is that he is as was described at the time. Crap.

MTF

 

"66-1 to one favourite"

 

SKY's boxing presentation is getting almost unwatchable. The last 20 minutes of hype and bullshit were ridiculous.

MTF