Ocean's Eight

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  1. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Everything you'd hate about Hollywood in 2017 and then some.

    Don't even know where to start...

     
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    They should remake magnificent 7 with all gay guys.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Okay I mean as ridiculous as that may sound, that's the way things are going...
     
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    Thing would end up a huge horse including orgy 10 minutes in. (Taking into account 9 mins of previews for upcoming movies)
     
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    Sandra Bullock is still hot, despite her age.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    She's a fuckin cunt.
    The try-hardest-to-be-funny-actress ever.

    Double fail: not sexy at all.
     
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    Bullock is not hot and never was .what in the fuck? I guess by Turkish standards any bitch that shaves her back is hot
     
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    Ugh! Just so ridiculous on so many levels.
     
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  9. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    And she thought she'd got some 'edge' about her when she married 'Ultimate Choppers' guy....who used to live with a porn-star.


    And predictably: FAIL.
     
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    Bullock is hot. Mainly because she just seems so nice. Of course, she may not be that way in real life. But the characters she plays are consistently attractive people both inside and out.
     
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    Lol.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Go.
    Fuck.
    Your.
    Mother.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    She always had a nice enough figure but I've never found her pretty at all
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    THis...she has to be the only actress in a movie to be pretty...that gravity shit...In A time to kill she was okay..then Ashley Judd showed up all sweaty n shit..NICE.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    And yes this looks BAD.....and it will make more money than any of the other movies in the franchise....so if it makes $ it makes sense...capitalism..and feminazi...you conservative fuck love..hate..relationship


    ...next we will have Predator...all women cast...that funny fat bitch from SNL will play ARNOLD...
     
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    Lenny Kravitz will reprise his original role as the title character
     
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    Liberals are supposed to be praising this movie for being empowering to women and inclusive shit.
     
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    Cdogg and his wife will go and see this and squeal and giggle all the way through.


    Cunts like that need liquidating.
     
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    Gtfoh you cocksucker

    I've never seen any "Ocean's" film and I'm certainly not going to see this one
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Liquidating.
     
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    Mustarded will take his wife to go see it sarcastically "LOL lets go watch this stupid fuck movie and rip on it for fun" while he sits there thrilling to every cliched plot twist and his wife grows more and more suspicious
     
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    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    didnt the female ghostbusters bomb? hopefully this suffers the same fate and the hollywood fags learn
     
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    I know the female ghostbusters got bad reviews but I don't know how it did commercially
     
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    Looked it up out of curiosity... it actually got halfway decent reviews but it's gross compared to budget was small so it was essentially a bomb
     
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  25. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    It did but only because it was getting so much bad press beforehand that some critic 'fixing' was involved...
     
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    How dare they make a predominantly female cast movie that you know is gonna be terrible and not include that fat woman from Mike and Molly?

    And is there seriously an actress named Awkwafina? I can only assume that isn't her birth name and she chose to call herself a brand of bottled water. Fucking retarded.

    TFK
     
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    Lol at 'figure'. I haven't heard that word used in that context in ages. All that was missing was you calling her a dame and saying 23 skidoo.

    TFK
     
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    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The original with the Rat Pack is good stuff. It's dated and most people today would probably be bored by it, but for those who can appreciate the greatness of Sinatra and crew, it's worth watching.

    TFK
     
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    LOL, my buddies make fun of me all the time ... I don't even know I'm doing it but I just say old timey shit like that, like "fellow"
     
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    Oceans 12 had Julia Roberts' character impersonate ... Julia Roberts.

    Nothing this one does will match the raw shitfulness.
     
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