Bright trailer

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by Panchyprsss, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Will Smith fantasy thriller movie on Netflix

     
  2. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Interesting mix of genres. Would have watched this in a theater.
     
  3. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Reminds me of 'AlienNation'.
     
  4. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Really cool movie. Fuck the critics.
     
  5. This is an insanely awful movie.
    Panchy is right - only comparing Bright to Alien Nation is like comparing Rainmaker to a successful brain surgeon.

    It' so cringe-worthy lame, so slow-paced and so clichéd...I had to sit through it not because I wanted to but because I was perversely intrigued to see how bad it could get.

    Consider:
    * Will Smith is in it
    * Suicide Squad director
    * buddy-cop movie
    * set in the future with elves, orca and the like
    * modern-day 'Lives Matter' messages throughout regarding the LAPD


    I recommend people watch it so they can use it as a new yardstick to what a bad, boring movie made today on $90million looks like.

    3/10
     
  6. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Get out of here Mostarda. It is an awesome movie
     
  7. LOL, you haven´t even watched it!!
     
  8. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Horrible. Im half way through and zero interest in it. 3/10 is about right. Awful
     
  9. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    I couldn’t even sit through the whole trailer so there’s no way I was planning on watching the movie.
     
  10. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Didn't finish it. Turned it off with 40 mins remaining
     
  11. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Get out of here. You weren't watching the movie.
     
  12. It doesnt matter where you got to - a piece of shit movie from start to finish.
     
  13. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    If this movie was a Christmas gift for me then I must have been really really REALLY bad this year
     
  14. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Both Mostarda and BOSS haven't seen this movie and are obviously trolling this thread.
     
  15. Watched it on Friday night.
    Realized 15mins in that it was sub-par but somehow git through to the end.

    Rainmaker you don't even watch movies - you just troll about 'critics'
     
  16. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    I watched it last night. Got 1hr and change in and turned it off. One of the worst movies I ever saw.
     
  17. The worst movie ever made is the home-movie of Rainmaker, sitting on the floor in baby-pampers eating his Mum's shit.

    I've seen that one too.
    Horrible, it is.
     
  18. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Yeah I didn’t get all the way through that trailer either.
     
  19. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Just an awful movie. I can't believe they're doing a sequel. What a horrible idea. What an awful movie. Just awful. So bad.
     
  20. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    It was watchable. Would have been better as a series without Will Smith in it.
     
  21. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Unwatchable. Horribly dreadful and painfully boring.
     
  22. The latter was the worst aspect along with the faux racism angle it portrays.
     
  23. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    I wish this movie was in theatres so it could properly bomb
     
  24. Yup.
    That's why the 'paid-critics' argument doesn't work on this movie because it's Netflix.

    And even though Disney are now in direct-competition with them, the fact they can pull all their content off Netflix means paying critics is a moot point.
     
  25. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Just an awful movie
     
  26. Shit movie.
    Probably one of the worsest of our times...
     
  27. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    90 million...i mean fuck anyone could make a better movie with that budget. What a waste of money
     
  28. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Agreed that 90 million was way too much for this, but it's not as bad as its being made out.
     
  29. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Yes it is. It’s absolutely the worst. I haven’t seen it mind you, but I can just tell.
     
  30. Of course you can just tell:
    * Will Smith
    * 'buddy cop' movie
    * elves and orca
    * Rainmaker likes it (but hasn't seen it either)

    What more do you need? A kick in the thorax?
     

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