Surprise! Passion of The Christ will get a Sequel

Jim Caviezel comfirmed that he will reprise the role of Yeshua in Mel Gibson's sequel to The Passion of the Christ. While plot details are being kept secret we learned that it has something to do with raising from the Dead on the third day.

 

Resurrected Jesus must have had a difficult time rolling dice.

 

Who the fuck is Yeshua???

 

Perhaps they can later do a part three and focus on Jesus’ days chillin and running thangs in heaven.

 

Hmmmm...ya think?

 

I wouldn't mind seeing a documentary where schoolchildren, in an act of self-defense put panch the nonce cunt through the same punishments

 

Panther of the Christ

 

I was guessing it might be about his days running a riverboat casino in 1860's Missouri, just before the outbreak of the Civil War.

 

Maybe the have some flashbacks...of Jesus blowing Monica Bellucci back out...that would be manly of him.

 

Yeshua is to Jesus what Yahweh is to Jehovah you uneducated hick

 

Its JESUS where I'm fuckin concerned, boy.

And don't you forget it.

 

Jesus part 2
Jesus is back with a vengeance!

 

The Mormons can do Part 3 when Jesus came to America and preached the Gospel to the lost tribes of Israel who sailed the ocean from Judea, discovered the New World and build pyramids and great cities!