I just performed a styles analysis on Joshua vs Parker

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  1. Irish

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    But Sly has done "analysis"............all you have done is watch Joshuas last 5 fights.
     
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    I think Parkers best chance of winning is hitting the other guy in the head and body repeatedly with hard punches.


    I could be wrong though. Maybe my "styles anal-izer" needs fine tuning.
     
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    Joshua is aggressive by nature. Add to that that he's a little scared of Parker and angry at the same time and I see a firefight from the opening bell. Sure it's possible that they'll just feel each other out for a few rounds but I don't thin Parker will give Joshua the opportunity to just feel it out....and Joshua will be looking to test that chin early.
     
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    I don't understand why this fight is getting so much attention. It's crap.
     
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    When and Where Did You Get the Impression Joshua's SCARED? AGITATED, Sure...But SCARED???...







    REEDo_O
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    He's definitely scared, but not in a debilitating way like Spinks before Tyson. He's scared in a Lewis before Ruddock way.

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    I think the unification of a few Heavyweight Titles between undefeated titlists may have something to do with it.
     
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    Joshua is definitely a little worried about Parker...you can tell by his rhetoric. I happen to think that's a good thing though because he needs to be motivated and in good shape for this one just in case Parker can take his punch and takes the fight into teh late rounds. Parker is a tougher fight for him than Wilder, IMO.
     
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    It's fight week, and I really can't myself up for this one. I don't even care if I'm home in time to watch it live. I mean, if I am I am, but if not, I have no issue w/missing it and watching the replay Saturday night.

    "Like I said before", at this point I'm just looking forward to Lara-Hurd next week.
     
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    No the fuck he isnt.

    Parker is a palooka.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I don't sense that AJ is worried. He doesn't seem like the type to overlook of underestimate a guy. People have been talking about Parker since around the same time AJ fought Whyte so I'm sure he's been well aware of him.

    Parker's lack of pop shouldn't give AJ anything to lose sleep over.
     
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    Based On???...







    REED:cool:
     
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    REED Thinks You're Confusing Joshua's AGITATION w/Fear...

    He's Put Off and Offended by Parker's Promoter Suggesting his Chin Sucks...

    Parker Isn't Really a FEAR Inducing Fighter Though, Bruh...







    REED:cool:
     
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    Exactly, I mean he he wears berets.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    So does Duran, the baddest man of all times.

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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Yes but back then they were in fashion....now?

     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Nah, berets are awesome. Give me a beret over a baseball cap any day.

    Joshua looks like a dorky 10 year old in this fucking cap.

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    Fuck berets and baseball caps, real men wear fedoras.
     
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    What the hell is wrong with this website nowadays?
     
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    You may laugh Punk, but when I enter a nightclub without my wife but wearing a fedora I get swamped by women. Fedoras are panty droppers.
     
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    Lol.
     
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    German spiked helmets from WWI will get you mad bitches at da club
     
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    A series of increasingly absurd and surreal google image searches failed to yield a single good example of a black dude wearing one of those helmets (pickelhaube), thus depriving me of a good joke photo opportunity
     
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    word? I may try one!

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    That was as close as I got to "black dude in pickelhaube"
     
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    You have Duran above, and now here are Floyd and Tyson wearing berets. Three of the greatest and most stylish fighters in boxing history, rocking berets.

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    I guess I'll just put it down to Aussies being cultureless heathens.

    I suppose this is more the classic Aussie style. No wonder they don't like berets.

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    Floyd's doesn't look much like a Beret to me ... just regular old cloth cap like a newsboy's hat .... I wear caps like that all the time

    A Beret is more like so
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    Yeah I agree actually, but they do get called berets. I guess they're actually "flatcaps". I have a few really nice ones that look pretty much just look Floyd's.

    Tyson's is more of a beret, and admittedly I'm not a fan of those classic round berets.

    Flatcaps are the best hats though for sure.
     
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    BTW, obviously all of you are picking Joshua, but who are you rooting for, also Joshua?
     
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