I just performed a styles analysis on Joshua vs Parker

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  1. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    joshua would crush her
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Probably my Kiwi beret-wearing bretheren.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Floyd's is a flatcap and Tyson's is also a flatcap but the idiot is wearing it backwards.

    This is a beret;

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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Some pics from final presser;

    Parker being scary.

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    A slightly homo-erotic staredown.

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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Yeah some of my friends like em. But you need a certain style to pull it off.

    Most dudes wearing fedoras look more like this;

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    Exactly why I never wear them anymore... it used to be something I wore just because I liked the hats and it fit if you were playing some jazz but now it seems to be some sort of MRA statement or something ... no thanks
     
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    Fedoras work for me...but yes some dudes just look idiotic in them.
     
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    Fedoras are Dope But They Can Only Be Worn w/a Suit OR If it's Chilly and You're Rocking a Loooooooooooong Trench Styled Coat...

    In Any Other Instance, Rocking a Fedora Makes the Wearer Look like he's Trying Toooooooooooooo Hard...

    If Dressing Casually, Kangols and Paperboy Style Hats are Dope...










    REED:cool:
     
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    I love newsboy hats... make me look like an immigrant circa 1900, extra Irish
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Yeah, I thought maybe you were just calling flatcaps berets are some do, and I could actually only find a photo of Parker wearing a flatcap, which looked fine just fine.

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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Yeah newsboy hats are awesome.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    That's why I was so confused about Punk's post, as that's what I thought he meant, and I was thinking "Who the fuck doesn't like newsboy hats?".
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Given he's the HW champ, Joshua's boxing knowledge seems a little lacking, surprisingly. In this video, he is confusing experience/pacing yourself with ring generalship, and also ring IQ with defense. Maybe he is just getting terms mixed up?

     
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    Well, he fights like that too...
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    I don't mind Joshua, and he's obviously improved since the Olympics where he looked pretty stiff and robotic.

    But honestly, he hasn't improved THAT much. I mean, if there was one word to best describe Joshua, it would be "basic".

    It really surprises me that he's the best heavyweight in the world tbh.
     
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    Nah, he's just dumb as a brick. Just like Wilder.
     
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    You're probably right, and actually I think he's even dumber than Wilder :D
     
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    I dunno, I mean he's not the sharpest tool in the shed but he hasn't said anything on the level of "I'm half-human, half-hybrid" yet. :D
     
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    Parker seems pretty confident in comparison to Joshua, who is saying things like "I just can't lose......there are too many people relying on me"
     
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    Which I why I’ve been saying that Joshua seems a little scared
     
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    Fear can raise you to greater heights. It can also turn you into a quivering wreck.
     
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    word.

    I suspect that in this case though it will cause Joshua to give a career best performance.
     
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    Two days to go, expect a frenetic war! Neither guy knows how to fight backing up
     
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    "I'm working on my ring generalship so I don't gas in the mid rounds".

    "Mike Tyson had great ring IQ, that enabled him to slip punches".

    - Anthony Joshua, 2018.

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    Fixed and agree
     
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    If Parker pulls the unlikely upset, it means boxing's only two crossover stars are fucked in the same week.
     
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    Pretty good point actually.
     
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    Yep most likely. Parker is solid but I don't think he's got enough tricks in his kitbag to get inside and trouble Joshua regularly, and Joshua will be on his guard and being careful.
     
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    In my opinion Joshua is more to the point here than it seems, in fact probably more than he realizes himself, as he doesn't seem too bright.

    In boxing it is much more difficult to tell the exact difference between IQ, technique, tactics and conditioning than in most areas.

    For example: is Mayweather remarkably intelligent a boxer, or does he just have more physical tools, which enables him to do things most can't? If you have the ability, you also see the chance that others don't.

    Or, was Mike Tyson just fearless and physically superior when he attacked bigger guys, or is exactly that, the ability to use your strengths and work under pressure, the same as boxing IQ?

    If Joshua works on his ring generalship, as in uses the distance, picks the moments when to attack, places his shots better, then he indeed can go on longer.

    And a big part of Tyson's defensive abilities was the way he read his opponents and predicted the incoming punches, which sounds like intelligent approach to me
     

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