I just performed a styles analysis on Joshua vs Parker

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  1. cdogg187

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    You'd have to be his defense attorney to really think he meant any of that
     
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    In my post I said the same thing, remember?

    My point was that the terms a fighter uses can be muddy, because they are muddy. That doesn't say anything about how much Joshua understands (which I presume isn't very much)
     
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    But the original point was that he was obviously unfamiliar with the terms
     
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    Oh I see. The White Wlad.
     
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    You miss your wald pussy, I bet

     
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    I think it's inevitable that guys at the HW division will not want to get punched in the head solely to entertain fightbeats finest.
     
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    Funny that Joshua might go into careful mode.
     
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    There's "careful" and there's leaving your opponents wondering if maybe they have a #metoo story they should share
     
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    I don't think this Parker guy is any great shakes.
     
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    I couldn't wait for tomorrows fight, so I ordered my pizza now.
     
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    Parker is garbage, Joshua is more physically talented garbage
     
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    If Joseph Parker was called Peter Parker.............could he wrap Joshua............IN A COCOON OF HORROR!!!????
     
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    The guy Takam got blown away by Povetkin. Parker beat Hughie Fury, he of Hughie Fury and The Lose, by decision.

    These are decidedly uninspiring events. If we were astronomers, these would be dawn and dusk to us.

    Fairly routine shit.

    Sun goes up, Sun goes down, where's the fucking SuperNova.
     
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    Joshua is 28lbs heavier.
     
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    Boxing is not in good nick as the Brits say

    Still I hope the fight entertains
     
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    Wilder interview today on The Breakfast Club (NY Radio Station):

     
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    Joshua is 6 pounds heavier.
     
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    Joshua stops Parker circa 7-8.
     
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    Yeah I am just trying to spice things up here
     
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    It's amazing. They are using these Joshua megaevents to basically not just write history, but to re-write it too.

    Matthew Macklin was on TV earlier talking about how he smacked the shit out of Felix Sturm, being egged on by the interviewer.

    Fact: Macklin was 1 punch away from being stopped in the 12th round.

    It's a gigantic love-in right now in England, all orchestrated by the Angst-Meister himself, Neddy Hearn.
     
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    On one hand, an upset would be a shame because it would fuck the superfight we all wanna see.

    On the other hand, it would be hilarious to see the stadium "in tatters" if Joshua got KO'd.
     
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    Agree... a win means we have a better chance of seeing "the best" heavyweight matchup available

    A loss means extreme English hysterics ("... and falling ever further behind and OH NOOOOOOO!!!! THAT'S JUST WHAT WE WERE AFRAID OF!") which are awesome
     
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    I can just hear that annoying faggot Mauro Ranallo now "MAMMA MIA! God save the Queen... but he could not save AJ! Call Joseph Parker a Ridley Scott film, because he is a true GLADIATOR!"
     
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    LOL yes he's the pits
     
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    Paulie "Ya know guys? I gotta tell ya... I feel like this upset woulda never happened if Manny hadn't taken PEDs."
     
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    I’m looking forward to this fight, I hope it’s live on TV
     
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    AJ could win this with just the jab. And that’s what he may do. Knowing how Joshua fights though m, I’m convinced that he won’t be able to resist going to war
     
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    It's a PPV here starting at 4am.
     
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    Wilder is saying that Hearn told him he wasn't going to be allowed to enter the ring after the fight so that is why he hasn't come over. Is this legit? bitch move from Hearn and Joshua.
     
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