I just performed a styles analysis on Joshua vs Parker

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  1. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Not sure whether it's true or not, but the 'restraining order' claim is absolute bollocks.
     
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  2. KaukipRrr

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    LOL ,... wow,.. 4 am icing on the cake, ...for who?.... a Tongan / Kiwi ?... what's he got to do with our glorious nation? We're not starving,... we've still got big daddy.
     
  3. Irish

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    For years we had to listen to shit about how the Germans did this and the Germans did that and all this shit................the truth of the matter is that for sheer petulance and pernickity BS the Brits are as hard to beat as anybody.

    "It's our ball, we are going home"- seems to be the order of the day.

    It cracks me up. British TV made a big fucking deal after Chisora and Haye made complete assholes of themselves in Germany after the Vitali vs Chisora fight.

    They said on one hand that the Germans were too sterile to handle the mighty warring Negroes and then said on the other hand that the Germans had set the whole thing up to make people look bad.

    Now, allegedly, it transpires Wilder wanted to come to London and discomfit people {which, as it happens, I don't agree with} but here the Brits are taking offense and stopping him.
     
  4. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Kauki - thought you were Aussie?
     
  5. Irish

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    I would put nothing absolutely past Noddy Hearn. Nothing. "Telling Teacher" is right up his yard.
     
  6. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    You betcha,... jobs! jobs! jobs! .... even got American troops on our soil to prove we mean business,.. but what's a Tongan / Kiwi got to do with all this?... did he come by boat?
     
  7. Irish

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    Hey man Hey man tally me banana
     
  8. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Bad time to be an Aussie in Sports right now, eh?



    Who woulda thunk it?
     
  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    If there was an actual restraining order, like an actual legitimate restraining order, then Wilder would be made aware of it.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    I gave up on Australian cricket after the Waugh/Warne era. Ponting was always a prat and Clarke a befauxhawked fuckwit.

    And this new lot.....wanker central.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Nah I'm gonna get up in 4hrs or so and watch my Samoan Kiwi brother lose. Hope it's a fun fight.
     
  12. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    In sports perhaps, but we've still got our democracy, even got a new 'department of homeland security' recently established.
     
  13. Slice N Dice

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    England need to chill with gloating over the Aussies about the ball-tampering stuff. You just know one of them is probably doing the same.
     
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    Joshua is going to break Parker down and stop him in 9 rounds.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Yep.
    It's pretty embarrassing to see and read especially in light of the Bradley Wiggins / Mo Farrah stuff.

    But of course, the British don't 'cheat' do they...?
     
  16. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I bet though Chappell, I or Chappell, G were above such stuff too - however, they just played the game hard and introduced the ´sledging´ aspect.
    I think it´s a modern-day thing: doing anything outside the rules to gain an advantage.

    Sports being the high-stakes business that it is.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I'd watch it if I still had my rigged box,.. our entire town had a gold card, unsubscribed but kept watching in secret (2002 - 2005)... yeah but I can't see it churning over much legitimately, not in this country,... then again if you're able to get on the phone to the relevant minister and ask if they can help "subsidize women's sport",...one can afford to take a few risks.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Wish I could have a bite of that juicy neoliberal pussy ^ as you've described it.

    .....but I don't know too many who are getting any, .....not personally....all I know is that our Anna put out for our Jeff,........happy for him, happy but starving.
     
  19. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Rollerball. Now there´s a real sport with integrity.

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  20. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Is there a stream for this thing? I don't see it on my TV guide
     
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    Carlos Molina is a shot pedophile
     
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    Josh Kelly is going nowhere.

    Povetkin vs Price. Somebody is getting Knocked The Fucked Outedness there.
     
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    A roided Povetkin would KO Price with a jab.

    A non roided Povetkin would KO Price with two jabs
     
  24. Irish

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    Price is 7-1 underdog i.e -700
     
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    I think in my mind his odds should be around whatever it was when Leicester won Premier League
     
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    Broadcast on Showtime at 4PM CST in America, Replayed Later the Same Evening....







    REED:cool:
     
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    Ok thanks. Don’t think I have showtime
     
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    What does Kelly look like?
     
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    2 Hours and 10 Minutes til Fight Time...






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    Long-limbed and athletic compared to his totally shot Mehican opponent. Looks competent and Lomachenko-Esque the way he stepped around his nothing adversary. Not really strong sauce from where I was sitting. Competent but unspectacular.
     

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