I just performed a styles analysis on Joshua vs Parker

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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

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    "This ref should patrol the streets of Cardiff later. He'd stop a few fights out there."
     
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    Both.
     
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    Parker needs a KO for sure
     
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    Hagler/Hearns right fucking NOW would be better than this
     
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    Shit match
    But Joshua is better
     
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    Joshua stunned
     
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    Awful fight
     
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    As predicted, Parker goes into plod zone, unable to overcome the range difference.
     
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    I heard Joshua was hurt at the end of the 11th?
     
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    Will Joshua coast to the finish line or will it be dramatic
     
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    Not really
     
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    Coast, jab, plod
     
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    Nothing dramatic about this basura
     
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    Looked like a sparring session to me
     
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    I wanna see the fat old Samoans fight each other.
     
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    Christ, the English will enthusiastically cheer anything
     
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    I remember why I hate heavyweight fights. The smaller fighters carry the sport now.
     
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    This is exactly why I usually don’t even bother to watch hw fights - they’re shit. I hate to be a negative nancy, but it’s true.
     
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    UD Joshua, did it easy.
     
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    This was nothing more that a sparrin session pumped up as a major fight.

    Neither guy was seriously hurt. AJ went through the motions, Parker was unable to get anything consistently done.
     
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    Joshua totally out-boxed Joe
     
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    Joshua is shit.
     
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    Lol it was basically like Lewis v Tua, except Parker kept throwing and missing by a foot each time.
     
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    Can only laugh at those that claimed AJ was a better fighter than Fury. It's written in the sky that Fury would humiliate his ass. Guy barely beat a shitty parker who tried to fight as Fury
     
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    Sadly, seems that Joshua and Parker let down the division.
     
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    Agreed on "Plod Mode Soon".
     
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    And at least Lewis jab was sharp, hard and precise, so you could understand why Tua was so tame
     
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    Joshua vs Takam was much better
     
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    Joshua had no faith in his own hand speed. He missed a lot. He ran and he clinched, to the delight of that fuck Froch who used to pillory Wlad for the same, albeit Wlad never ran like AJ did tonight. Commentary team took the piss by saying the referee ruined the fight.......he did. For Parker only. Joshua got at least two timeouts from the Ref and on one occasion called his own TO to fix his tape.

    1991 Holyfield would stop Joshua in around 5 rounds.
     
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    Froch is a fucking disgrace of a man. He's such a fucking shill. Ugggh hate his fucking big nose and his bias.
     
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    Because the fighting Pride of Britain had eaten a left hook from a midget and was now being chased around the ring by said midget.
     
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