Best bands from USA

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  1. cdogg187

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    lol lol The Hollies!

    Fleetwood Mac didn't become stars until the American guy and his Wiccan sheep girlfriend took over and completely altered their sound

    Before that they were as big a deal as Savoy Brown
     
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    Jeff Beck... great guitarist

    He's made 50 records... only one of them is listenable (Blow by Blow)

    Ten Years After... good grief ... you're already knee deep in mediocre dross
     
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    Once you unleash the Doobie Brothers, it's all over.
     
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    Takin it to the streets at that point
     
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    American music's vastly superior
     
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    Alot of pish there
     
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    ^This fucking dumpling trying to swing his wee tossel about
     
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    Jings! The laddie who started this fyewd should change his name tae ‘French Mustard’ the way he’s SURRENDERING.

    He has let the Queen doon.
     
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    Magus has done an exceptional troll job here but it can't be denied that the UK has had a pretty seismic impact on popular music when you take into account its size in comparison to the USA.
     
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    Well done.
    Two points.




    Cdoggshit - die.
     
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    Once it finally gets to the main game, Boston vs Bucks Fizz, this thread will explode.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    The '60s showed UK dominated essily so let's move on and consolidate in the next decade:
    David Bowie
    Elton John
    Paul McCartney
    John Lennon
    Genesis
    King Crimson

    Deep Purple
    Electric Light Orchestra
    Jethro Tull
    Led Zeppelin
    Yes
    Genesis

    Black Sabbath
    Rod Stewart
    Nick Drake
    Thin Lizzy


    See it works like a wave of attacks, each one seeing over anything the USA offered, and we havent even got to the fuckin mid-70s yet.

    (N.B. look above where Led Zeppelin are: Class C, mothafocka
    That.shows you how fuckin easy this is)
     
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    Bowie's the only thing there worth half a jobby
     
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    Thin Lizzy? You don't get to claim them ... they are primarily associated with Ireland
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    So, as we see it, US artists that are really any good from the 1960s:
    Bob Dylan
    The Byrds
    The Beach Boys
    The Doors
    Jimi Hendrix
    Creedance Clearwater Revival


    Then a level or two down:
    Captain Beefheart
    Frank Zappa
    Janis Joplin
    Simon & Garfunkel

    Down another level:
    Buffalo Springfield
    The Grateful Dead
    Jefferson Airplane
    The Mamas & The Papas
    Tim Buckley
    Sly & The Family Stone


    And I´m afraid, as awesome as all of those are, they don´t stack up against UK artists from the same era I listed, 1963-69.
    That´s not opinion, that´s fact.

    I know it.
    cdogg187 knows it.

    (Hut*Hut hasn´t heard of any of these bands)



    Prepare then, for when the USA made a comeback in the next decade and it was on!
     
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    Dear god, what absurd drivel

    Kill your self
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    See, you´re fallen into a trap that isn´t even there: you´ve got confused and your mindset into thinking I don´t like any of the bands or artists from the USA when in fact, the exact opposite is true.
     
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    All of this flowery faggotry will not save you or your thread from the essential truth: there's not any genuine debate about the superiority of the American output. It simply is
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    So, moving on, I´ll also give you:
    Stevie Wonder as the sole Class A, top-of-the-tree artist from the entire decade of 1970-79.

    However, there are a tons of back-ups to keep the US counter-attack moving (remember, this is only the first 1/3 of the decade):
    Alice Cooper
    The Allman Brothers Band
    Crosby, Stills & Nash
    Lou Reed

    Then, a level-down:
    Mountain
    Grand Funk Railroad
    James Gang
    MC5
    Chicago
    The Carpenters
    Flying Burrito Brothers
    Funkadelic
    Santana

    So, you can see - a lot of great names but spreading somewhat thinly compared to the UK artists, who, from 1968-73 fucking owned the music business.
    Owned it.
     
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    I haven't stopped laughing since I saw that you were still posting replies to this topic. Perhaps someday I'll read them.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    However, this upsurge in American talent in what I call ´The Interim Years´ (circa 1971-75) is very short-lived as the UK, once again produsing some vastly superior musical talent:
    Brian Eno leading the charge with your 10cc, Cockney Rebel/Steve Harley as reserves while the big guns of Queen and Roxy Music making the big noise.

    The US comparatives during this era?
    Bruce Springsteen
    Patti Smith
    Tom Waits
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    You should.
    You´ll then learn there are vast gaps in your musical IQ.
     
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    10cc

    Not even they'd believe this cunt
     
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    See, again though, the sheer size of the USA means it's always going to have an advantage in overall output. Put the best 5 UK bands vs the best 5 US bands and it's incredibly close.
     
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    "You see if we move the goalposts to a ridiculous degree..."

    FUCKING BRIT CUNTS
     
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    Just bands or artists? I'llgo for Buddy Holly.
     
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