Tony Bellew v David Haye II

December 17th, O2 Arena, London

 

exciting :/

 

Hopefully Bellew beats him down again.

 

Since bellend couldn't make cruiser again, Ward retired

 

Think Haye is done. His body is in bits and I wouldn't be shocked if we see a similar outcome to last time. Hopefully with Haye's head falling off.

 

I expect Bellew to win again.

 

Haye is currently the 4/11 favourite, Bellew 9/4.

 

In terms of excitement and anticipation, this only comes second to completing my tax returns.

 

Lol. Yeah, I don't give a shit about the rematch. I didn't really care for their first fight.

 

Thanks to Mexican meat, this rematch is the biggest fight on Cinco de Mayo!

 

War Haye! I am still a fan.

Joyce takes the commonwealth title in his fourth fight. Seems slow and methodical but punches like mofo

 

I am so disinterested in this fight that I legitimately won't be watching it. That makes this the first time I have not watched a David Haye professional fight.

In the training/promo material I watched he looked either unbelievably rusty or completely shot. His legs seemed to be all over the place. In his prime I would have backed him to beat Bellend ten times out of ten. I think Bellend is tremendous value to beat this version of Haye and that's where my money is.

MTF

 

It's basically a no-lose situation. If Bellend gets KTFO, everyone gets a great laugh out of it. If Haye gets KTFO, everyone gets and even bigger laugh out of it. A limited but game scouse gobshite against a complete and utter dickhead. It's the kind of matchup where you pray for a double KO.

MTF

 

this production is great, loads of acid-throwing metrosexuals in attendance and long, slowmotion shots of people getting out of cars and brushing the dorito-dust off their designer made-in-bangladesh tracksuits. Angst abounds, and now Frank Bruno, former WBC Heavyweight Champion and Guest of the Mental Health Services, is filmed, in slow motion, striding into the arena alongside another individual of dubious ethnicity.

England has fucking arrived. Beware.

 

I'm not watching but I'd imagine the angst levels will be very high indeed this evening. Those in attendance will no doubt be the cream of the UK's hardcore boxing intelligentsia. And Frank Bruno, apparently.

MTF

 

Paul Butler got slapped like panchy

 

More slow motion arrivals.

Ian Wright.....that dickhead from the In-Betweeners, whose missus bent over and obligingly have us a look down her gown. Twice. And then........you know, you would love this if you were a Spurs fan...........Jan Vertonghen, fresh from losing and being subbed-off with an injury vs West Brom.........strolling around, pressing the flesh with all and sundry.

It's like a Z List of every cunt ever born.

 

Everybody is being cool and has their best threads on for now. No problems so far. But eventually, a glass of very cheap wine is going to get spilled down some tart's gown and it will all kick off.

 

He was outclassed but did enough to make sure he didn't get stopped. Brave effort. I have seen worse.

 

Will the commentary team declare the losers "CAREER IN TATTERS!" in which case they would actually be right?

 

After two rounds of shadow boxing Bellend floors Haye twice in the third

 

Yep, Haye career in tatters again

 

Haye has no snap in his punches, and he can't cope with Bellend's handspeed. He is getting butchered here

 

Lol Bellend is pasting that cunt again

 

STream?

 

I always had a feeling that Bellew would win again. He seems too slippery for Haye.

 

It is over in the fifth.

Haye's leg looked fucked but he might have hurt it when he went down for the first time

 

A fitting END for a guy who ultimately got out of boxing precisely what he put into it.

Very Little.

Beaten up, smashed, floored repeatedly and stopped in front of a pack of morons who know as much about boxing as I do about particle physics.

I want Bellew vs Stevenson next. He will smash that haitian pimp.

 

He got fucked up in the 3rd.

Haye has always been a wide puncher in close. He's sloppy as hell. Ruiz dropped him. Barrett dropped him. Anyone that Haye was brave enough to trade with usually caught him.

Now he's slower than usual, it's fitting that a former 175lb fighter is finding the gaps.

I would have liked it more if the ref let it go on for another few rounds.

He's fucking finished.