Private School (1983) tribute

T & A classic! A must watch to spank the monkey for young heterosexual males in 1983. Phoebe Cates was hot as usual, but Betsy Russell was just a sexy beast without equal here!

 

More Betsy Russell

 

Why bother with this when you have something realístic and closer to home to indulge in?

 

Hmm...didn't knew your wife lives so close to me...

 

No, your home.
You know, the shower, etc

 

You really are pushing it, aren't you? Anyway, your wife does great anal sex. Tell her I'll see her again tonight.

 

What?
o_O

 

Betsy Russell is now 54 and, damn, she still can get it!

 

Half-a-century too old for what you're into though...

 

What a typically pointless thread

No one has seen this, no one will ... every person here lost their virginity ages ago and we all live in the modern era of the worldwide web, rendering this kind of old hat adolescent masturbation fantasy obsolete

This is like starting a thread telling guys how awesome it would be to squint through the wavy lines on a TV tuned to the Playboy channel in 1988 in search of a clear shot of a tit

Kill yourself and your miserable family, you fucking pedophile scum

 

god damn

 

Before or after sexually abusing them?

 

Too late!

 

Pukeprsss needs his face splitting open and body hacked at with a meat-hook and dogshit smeared into the wounds...

 

Cue, "Anthony!! Anthonyyyy!! Save me from these nasty paedo-crushing bullies!!"



Yeah, there ya go, ya pair o pricks...

 

Betsy Russell still looks delicious today...or a few years ago ...

 

Welcome back, mutherfuckers! I truly missed you! Is the World Cup already over that you graced us with your usual verbal diarrhea or just that your team lost?

 

I remember when this gem hit cable. I was too young to appreciate, but was genuinely curious because we were warned by our parents this movie was off limits.

 

Only a retard like you would say this.

 

You are stuffy

 

I remember this movie too. Just came on HBO the last few days so I tried to give it a rewatch but other than the nude scenes and especially the bareback horse riding scene it has aged terribly.

I can’t believe I used to watch this pretty much every time it came on back in the day and not because of the nudity either but because I liked the movie overall.

 

Most 'contemporary' films age badly. Even the truly good ones.

 

I did the same thing with Can't Buy Me Love(no nudity at all).....we are a pair of Panchys/Maricones...

 

I have never been a Maricon, but you have made that into your life's calling.

 

Anyway......

Some of those images are BLADDY sexy

 

Piece-of-shit movie that only pre-pubescent piece-of-shit Americans watched because it was only released in fuckin America.

 

Don't be a bitter pato...PATO!

 

But...they're facts!!

 

I used to love me some phoebe cates back in the day. Age hasn’t been kind to her though

 

Early Phoebe's career was taking off nicely as the girl-next door you wanted to fuck. In almost all her early roles she had to have some nude scene. with Gremlins she stopped undressing and from that point on her career went downhill. Then she married Kevin Kline and basically was game over for her career.

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