Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

New thread for the upcoming new season lads.

 

Ah can feel it... Ah can feel - the quickening.

 

I'm not going to be happy or post at my best in order to try getting a transfer to my dream forum.

 

There will be a predictions league this season. We didn't have one last season. Hopefully all the usual guys can get involved.

 

Is this going to be a real, all-fitba, multi-teams thread or just Celtic Football Club like last season?

 

Ha. All-fitba.

 

Ronaldo to Juve. £88m.

 

Scratch that, £105m.

 

Wow. Been lots of news about this for the last couple of days but most experts weren't putting a lot of stock into it. I didn't expect it to happen either, especially not so soon.

 

Really?
As soon as names like his are mentioned, the amount of money and given his age, its pretty much a done-deal.
I bet Pérez couldnt wait to get rid.

You heard it here first: Harry Kane to go to Real Madrid, post World-Cup win.

 

Possibly. Or Mbappe.

 

Definitely possible

 

But I´m not sure why Paris Saint-Germain would sell him as quickly - I think Neymar is more likely to leave first...

 

Neymar is packing his bags as we speak and headed to Real Madrid.

Clásicos about to become more heated than ever now.

 

Kane's not going anywhere.

 

He's going to Dortmund along with Messi.

 

Let's hope his plane crashes

 

Yes, thanks for nudging things back on track: this being the traditional time of year when CELTIC fans everywhere ask: 'here, where the fuck in Europe is that!?', The Club did indeed kick off their competitive season last night, recording a glorious 3-0 away victory against the mighty Alice shopping kert FC of Armebazjenia.

 

I also hope that before that happens there is a mayday distress signal given out but the authorities don't take it seriously figuring they're faking it.

 

I literally said this to myself yesterday when I saw the team our guys were playing haha

 

At least you can name some players on the Celtic squad. BVB have sold even more players to EPL sides. I won't even recognize the majority of players this year.

 

The correct answer of course being: 'nowhere'. UEFA has expanded Europe's territory more than c19 imperialism

 

Aftae Celtic beat Armebazjenia, Hoot haddae Handejizbobbea.

 

On my yt recommendations today: 'bulldog watches viral video of itself watching television. Its reaction is priceless!'

The future will be confusing....Russian dolls of digital inanity

 

You gonna watch tonight, Billeh? I can't see you having any problems. Stevie G's first game, 12th of July...the place will be rocking with 50k orange orcs, shkupi will go to bits

 

Just gone two nil up... Shkupi dooby doooo!

 

Just chatting to the gorgeous new posh girl in the office down the hallway....oh I'm so knackered I got back from Edinburgh really late last night...oh yeah, was there a gig on or something?....oh no I was through watching hibs. Tbh I'm a celtic fan but I'm just missing football so much I thought I'd go and, you know, support Neil Lennon.

Is it too soon to propose? ♥♥♥♥

 

Liverpool sign Shaqiri.

Seems a decent move for £13m

 

Fucking job interview tomorrow and I'm ill as shit :(