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  1. Irish

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    What ails you? What's the job for? Load up on paracetamol before hand and just ace the interview. Wear a sharp looking suit and ace it.






















    And Slice.............lose the glasses.




     
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  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Report her to HR for talking about football.
     
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  3. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Cold, fever, the usual.

    Interview was for senior version of my current position. So would be overseeing a team of archive producers and researchers. Think it went pretty well considering my current state but my manager sent me home straight afterwards haha.
     
    Slice N Dice, Jul 17, 2018
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    Right after you left, he turned to his assistant and said "cross him off... look at the state of him, he'll absolutely make a balls of this"
     
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    He probably also got the guy sick making him enraged.
     
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    Steve-Dingo Wizard of Oz

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    Ye laddies are being very uncharitable...

    Mind Ye, if Slice diz get the gig as the ‘BBC Chief Archiver’, are we then at liberty tae call him a ‘BEEB-O-FILE’?

    Just kilting!
     
    Steve-Dingo, Jul 17, 2018
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  7. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Might have to write him a "Dear Boss" letter...
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    I'm down on bosses and shant quit ripping them until I do get buckled.
     
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  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Formalities out of the way with the easiest European tie I can remember for a very long time, next up Rosenberg, who we beat home and away last year but who also subsequently knocked Ajax out the Europa. Tougher competition than you want in the middle of fucking July

     
    Hut*Hut, Jul 19, 2018
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    Don't worry Hut, it's not that Rosenberg we are playing, it's actually an accountant from Riverdale called Sol Rosenberg who's genuinely awful at football
     
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    The pope wears a Rolex, me I piss in his ass!

    I have many great moments in my career but the one I prefer is the Kung fu kick on the fan
     
    Hut*Hut, Jul 21, 2018
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Always loved that interview, Cantona was the man :D:D
     
    Slice N Dice, Jul 21, 2018
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    Having to explain the difference between unforgivable and indefensible to professional journalists.....if I'd known these two idiots were going to be here I'd never have shown up! I don't want to be seen in the company of people this stupid!

    Ohah Cantona!
     
    Hut*Hut, Jul 21, 2018
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    An absolute character

    Excellent player but a little overrated by Brits because he dominated when the English league wasn't very good
     
    cdogg187, Jul 23, 2018
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    Celtic will play AEK Athens if we get past Rosenborg. Tasty wee tie.
     
    Hut*Hut, Jul 23, 2018
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    Offtae Greece masen fer the first time soon. Last two weeks o’ August trying tae be discreet in Crete... bish bash bosh. Cannae wait.
     
    Steve-Dingo, Jul 23, 2018
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    I'm sure you're going there for rest and relaxation but if you want to make a bit of quick money to help finance the holiday you could do some debt collection.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Hut*Hut

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    Billeh knows German too, the Greeks will fear him as a natural predator. I quite fancied going to Athens for the game but it's £450 return for flights, get tae
     
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    Have Ye read the news today aboot they wildfires in Athens? It’s seriously fucked up. Over 50 dead at the last coont.
     
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    Vhisky laddie - whit do Ye make o’ this whole Mesut Özil affair? For those who dinnae know... Özil resigned from the German National in an absolute storm stating: ‘I am German when we win, an immigrant when we lose’.

    His accusations o’ racism have gone international, news wise, like.
     
    Steve-Dingo, Jul 24, 2018
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Who was the best Mitchell brother? Phil or Grant?
     
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    Ex-Para, Grant, wiz the most convincing thug. He alsae had the sexiest lady. Phil has longevity.

    Hairstyles... even.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Who? Sharon?
     
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    Tiffany o’ coourse.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Ohhhhhh yeah. Good shout.
     
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    First big game of the season tonight.....I can't help it....the tingling...it's growing.....I'm getting......JUNGLE FEVER

     
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    Sol Rosenborg gon get beat
     
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    C'mon Celtic
     
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    Odsonne is going to make something happen
     
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    The counter attack from these people worries me
     
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