Favourite Tom Cruise films

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  1. salaco

    salaco Undisputed Champion

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    1. CollaterAl
    2. Edge of Tomorrow
    3. Minority Report
    4. Mission Impossible
    5. Magnolia/Oblivion
     
  2. Anthony

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    They are all good.

    Top Gun
    Days of Thunder
    Risky Business
    Color of Money
    Rain Man
    Born on the 4th
    The Firm
    A Few Good Men
    Jerry Maguire
    Mission impossible Franchise
    Magnolia
    Vanilla Sky
    Minority Report
    War of the Worlds
    Collateral
    The Last Samurai
    Tropic Thunder
    Jack Reacher
    Oblivion
    Edge of Tomorrow
    American Made
     
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    The Firm deserves a special mention in the cruise canon. established many of those tropes he returned to again & again later on
     
  4. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    I'd pick these as my personal Top Five
     
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    Born on the 4th of July
    Minority Report
    The Firm
    A Few Good Men
    The Last Samurai
    Jerry McGuire
    Top Gun
     
  6. cdogg187

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    He's almost always the worst part of his movies

    A disturbingly inhuman actor always cast as someone intensely human, creating a kind of uncanny valley effect... he's got utterly lifeless eyes... I find him distractingly poor in almost every film
     
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    That's your opinion...but it's nonsense. Tom Cruise films wouldn't be consistently good if he didn't have something to do with them being good. He's the common denominator.
     
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    I'm totally serious

    He's disturbing to me ... he's like Yul Brynner in Westworld
     
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    You're overthinking it. Relax and enjoy movies.
     
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    Tom would make a fuckin great robot-gunslinger.
    Hunting down some hapless prick like one of the Marvel Movie cunt-actors...

    "You say something, boy?"
     
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    I'm not overthinking anything... I'm watching the movies and I have always been mystified by the success and popularity of this actor even before it became common knowledge what a genuinely insane person he actually is
     
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    Tons of women I ask about Cruise say exactly the same thing.
    Compared to Pitt, DiCaprio, Pratt, Depp...he just doesn't seem to 'fit-in'.

    You could never see Cruise switch with any of the above in one of their big movies and see him coping with it.
     
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    All top actors are insane. You kinda have to be insane to be an successful actor
     
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    That said, I found American Made entertaining...
     
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    He’s not an Oscar winner but what he does, he does well. It’s like David Beckham was never a dribbler on the level of Maradona or Zidane or Ronaldinho....but if you want a guy to cross a ball and put it exactly where you want it every time you ask for Beckham. If you want a guy to be committed to the action and excitement of his roles...you ask for Cruise. If you want a Shakespearean type guy for some deep meaningful plot...go elsewhere.
     
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    No not like this

    He's like genuinely crazy, not "famous, out of touch" crazy but actual "let's cut our hands off and fuck the stumps!" crazy
     
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    David Beckham didn't look like a disturbing cyborg portraying a star footballer

    This isn't about competence, it's about what is aesthetically human

    No matter what emotional state Cruise operates in onscreen, he remains hollow, doll-like, completely unbelievable
     
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    You’re describing Keanu Reeves lol
     
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    No he's just a bad actor... Cruise is different
     
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    He's a baaaaaad man. Action star without equal.
     
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    You cant take what Clogg says seriously with regards to Cruise. How would he know about Cruise without watching his movies. And if he watches his movies why. He is just trolling. 100%.
     
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    Yeah everybody's trolling if they disagree with you

    Fuck off, cunt
     
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    You are 100% trolling cunt.

    The guy who gives the best performance in a Paul Thomas Anderson film is a "Bad Actor" lol.
     
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    Paul Thomas Anderson

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    Only Keanu Reeves is now, ironically, the exact fuckin opposite of Cruise in real-life...
     
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    Keanu is boring in life as he is in the movies.
     
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    like i said. Troll.
     
  28. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    No.
    Now you're trolling.

    Reeves is now the exact opposite of the fucked-up, disconnected-from-reality-oh-aren't-I-the-shit-becsuse-Im-so-untouchable weirdo Hollywood fucktard.

    He's actually normal.
    You know, like most self-important celebrity fucktards aren't.

    Imagine Cruise in this situation:


    Fuck, no.
    He'd be dying of panic-attacks, sweating like a paedoprssss on his first day in the prison nonce-section....
     
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    he is normal because he rides the NYC subway? lol.

    Tons of Celebrities do that.

    Reeves doesnt do shit all day. He makes movies and when he isnt, he is sitting around being a fucking bum. Im sure Cruise is just dying to be a bum.
     

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