George Foreman vs a lion

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  1. BOSS

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    LOL!

    That's nice, George. Keep living in your dream world. I'm sure the lion was terrified by you charging at it...

    I'd venture to say probably 85% of the stories Foreman tells are completely made up. He's one of the most full of shit people in the sport's history.

    If a lion intended to kill George Foreman, trust me, there's not a goddamn thing George could do about.

    Foreman could hit a lion full force with the same uppercut that lifted Frazier off the canvas, and the lion would walk through it like it had been tapped by a 3-year-old.
     
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    I can picture Foreman mauling a young lion........ After all Victor Ortiz is much smaller.
     
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    Good luck punching a lion without your arm ending up in its mouth
     
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    The lion would mount George and make him carry his lion/human butt baby abomination to term
     
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    The interviewer should have responded "Your track record of beating anything in Africa isn't too good."
     
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    LOL That was a good'un. Well played :D
     
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    :D
     
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    X for the win
     
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    "Ya know, my good friend George Foreman was treated very very unfairly in that shithole Zaire. Very unfairly. Ali, a Muslim, why was even allowed back in our country? Sad!"
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Might be true. Theres a video on the net of some drunk idiot charging an elephant, which are very aggressive creature, and the elephant running away.

    I could see the lion be scared of georges, even if he would obviously kill him rather easily
     
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    Good to see that Foreman doesn't sound one bit brain damaged even in his old age.
     
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    Foreman had zero defense and sounds great. James Toney had great defense and sounds like he's from a different planet.
     
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    Being from Houston I am sure our esteemed colleague Stinger can verify this lion story
     
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    To be honest Toney got hit a lot in pretty much every fight, just not cleanly.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I once subdued a full grown male grizzly when he got outta line, you typist. Guys in River Oaks can vouch for this.

    Dont fuck with me, Gladys.
     
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    What if George is actually telling the truth?
     
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    Having a pet lion or tiger is rather unwise. Those cats are so powerful and fast they can kill you while they just having fun and playing. In addition to that they can “switch” on a dime and just view you as lunch one day.
     
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    Not to mention, it is rather unwise since it is practically animal torture to keep a tiger that likes to walk miles in a day locked up into a tiny cage. No wonder they get pissed at times
     
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    I wish Wilder would buy a pet tiger that snaps.
     
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    A house cat could probably maul wilder
     

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