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I'm not remotely angry. It's just funny watching you try so very, very hard to be a cunt. The thing is - you're terrible at it.

MTF

 

Mr Serious.
Mr Frustrated.
You, Irish, Hut - same.

You all have this underlying streak running through you all...and all it takes is the slightest comment...and you´re off.
(this is why we find all of you in the Politics thread along with this one)
I know you all reside in Ingerland but...you all need to relax and calm down a bit.

cdogg gets it cos he´s a pretty likeable and knowledgeable poster from way back.
But, I suspect discussing issues over a beer or 15 with you three would be like debating it on this Forum: lots of table-banging, aggression and frustration...

 

A fucking massive bite, there.

MTF

 

Almost as big as the nibbles whenever someone says anything slightly bad about...

 

I feel like mustard's English club of choice is something all of us will laugh at because they're currently absolutely shite like Leeds or Sheffield Wednesday or something and he's lashing out

 

Leeds have started well this season. I'd like to see them back in the top flight.

 

Support? I don't support any other team bar QPR. I just wanted to see them in the Champs League proper.

 

'Mustard's English club of choice'

 

Some mad Europa league games tonight. Zenit lose the first leg against Dinamo Minsk 4-0 and win the second leg 8-1, with 10 men to boot.

 

A 15 year old must have been at the helm of Zenit's FIFA controls for the second leg

 

"I'm Martin Tyler... It's Sheffield Wednesday, The Owls and we've got our own wise owl with us today, Alan Smith"

"Pleasure to be here, Martin"

 

I love when the commentators on Fifa make references to the club you're playing with like that.

"We're at Anfield, it always makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up when you hear that familiar chorus of You'll Never Walk Alone..."

"We're live from Old Trafford, one of the grandest stages in football, they don't call it the theatre of dreams for nothing..."

"We're at Loftus Road. Fuckin' shite, this."

 

Literally howling at this

I love that too, it's great

"I'm Martin Tyler... and it's Scottish football we'll be covering today, always a treat... and we're here at Ibrox, where the women are indistinguishable from the men... and alongside me, my good friend Alan Smith"

"Pleasure to be here, Martin... definitely a shower of cunts down there"

 

"....shit!"

The Day Today was fucking amazing

 

"That was liquid football"

 

Hilarious

 

Watched a great documentary on Amazon Prime re: Leeds United when they won the 1st Division just before it changed tae the Premier League, like. Quality.

On a less interesting note, presently sat here in Heathrow, Hoondslow as Ah’m offtae Crete fer a fortnight. SEE YOU!

 

Celtic currently having a torrid time with Partick Thistle ... Hendry might be the worst player I've ever seen play for Celtic; maybe Hut knows of someone worse from the 90s? He's just brutal

 

Have a great time Billeh boy!!

This Cardiff-Newcastle game has been poor.

 

More Dembele and less Griffiths who has the first touch of a baby giraffe

 

You should see what I've been watching

 

At least there's been goals in your game. Cardiff haven't had one shot on target in 89 minutes.

 

Cardiff are definitely going down.

 

Chelski 2-2 Arsenal at half-time. Crazy game.

 

Arsenal defended that like they'd bet on Chelsea

 

Atmosphere is proper gay... polite clappers and a small contingent of singing racists you can barely hear ... what a stupid fucking club

 

How old is Cech? Feels like he's been around forever