MUSIC: the official thread.

Yeah after a 2nd listen they're not that good actually..

 

You're a minging, hearing-impaired cunt in need of a fucking hammering, you prissy shit

 

I love the way they play... excellent cohesion, very old school and the bass player is absolutely brilliant

 

Minging and prissy. Ouch.

 

Who's that, then? The prick who sells you your women's jeans?

 

¨Hooooooo-weeeeeee!
Hat patayda!!¨

 

Most of what you two fandans listen to sounds the way bellbottoms look. Albeit cloggs bellbottoms were made by master tailors and we're appropriately impressed by the stitching. And magus' are just regular old musty bellbottoms that ve been lying in a box for 40 years

 

Why don't you post some more precious, badly executed, tedious noise for us to chuckle at, you weapons-grade cockhammer?

 

Maybe later if you're good, bellbottom boy

 

I'll put a pair of bell bottoms on your fucking TOMBSTONE

I've got chunks of guys like you in my STOOL

 

Uh oh didn't know I was messing with the toughest guy at the vulfpeck concert

 

What are you, then? The toughest bloke at the St. Vincent gig? The toughest (more likely, the only) person at the Shabazz Palaces show?

 

Skinny-jeans to show off your chicken legs?
No amount of squats/deadlifts/cleans or eggs & milk will change that...

 

Some truly top drawer drinking music



Campbelltoon loch i wish you were whisky cambletoon loch och aye
Campbelltoon loch i wish you were whisky I would drink ye dry!

I'd buy a yacht with the money I've got
And I'd anchor it out in the bay.
If I wanted anip I'd go for a dip, I'd be swimmin' by night and by day!! Ooooh!

Campbelltoon loch i wish you were whisky cambletoon loch och aye
Campbelltoon loch i wish you were whisky I would drink ye dry!

We'd have a gathering of the clans
They'd come from near and far
I can see them grin as they're wading in
And shouting "Slàinte mhòr!".

 

I was looking at the top 10 biggest-selling albums of all time. No Beatles, and how the fuck is Garth Brooks in there?

 

Insane, isn't it?
America really is the most fucked-up nation sometimes...

 

Garth Brooks... brutal

 

The 50 best-selling albums of all time

Prince and Springsteen are about the only acts in the top 50 I wouldn't immediately chuck someone out my shack for putting on

 

Beatles and Led Zeppelin redeems what is otherwise a horrible list ... Dark Side is objectively a good album but I'm just so sick of it... Really surprised that the Springsteen live set sold that many copies, very unusual for a boxed set. I have lots of respect for Prince and I think some of his stuff is really good but I never liked Purple Rain much. SNF soundtrack has some fun tunes from The Bee Gees and others ... genuinely surprised no Stevie Wonder or Chicago albums made the list, both were so popular in the 70s and into the 80s

 

Some of those are just criminal... Britney Spears? Boyz II Men? Def Leppard? Meat Loaf? Utterly diabolical shite

 

Never got the Springsteen thing to be honest, I've tried but I just can't get into it.

 

Eh? How is Nevermind not in the top 50?

 

Same... I like his second record from 1974 but other than that, No thanks... his band is a very solid rock and roll ensemble though, very good

 

I never listen to him but I don't dislike him.

 

He seems a decent chap

 

I worked his gig at hampden x ago and he kept playing so long beyond his scheduled finish time that they started flashing the floodlights on and off and then finally pulled the plug on him. Guy was 100 years old and ripped!

 

If an album came out in 70's, isn't it unfair to compare its total sales to one that came out in the 90's?

Like eagles greatest hits - it has to be so high because people keep fucking buying it, right?

 

I'm actually surprised Dark Side of The Moon is so low to be honest, didn't it break records by staying in the charts for 15 years or something mental like that? Would have thought it'd place higher. The album's really grown on me the past few years, great songs, wonderful production. I get your hate for it having heard it so many times but like you say, objectively it's clearly a great album.

 

I remember reading that the biggest selling artist from 2001-2010 was Eminem. In second place was The Beatles. Pretty nuts that a band that ended 40 years previously was still selling enough records to place 2nd so far into the future.

 

I don't hate it at all... just sick of it if you know what I mean