Best one-hit wonders

Let's hear 'em ya cunts

 

Already numerous threads about this...

 

"I've Got a Slice, You Can Kill Him if You Like"

That was a really good one

 

Stairway to heaven

 

Hey Jude

 

You knob.
Loool

 

Pretty certain we've done this before....a distinct memory of using up an hour of a train journey to London or Manchester thinking up answers to this. All of which I've forgotten

 

I will follow him
Tainted love
In the year 2525
Sugar sugar
Theme from mash
Funkytown

 

Somebody I Used to Know is a bit of a tune.

 

...and you'd be right.

 

That boy ought to do some deadlifts

 

A disproportionate number of one hit wonders are really irritating tunes

 

Speaking of which, Bis fae Partick! Plucked blinking, from the sweaty bowels of 13th notes basement, and dropped onto totp without a record deal. I think they made top 10 and successfully irritated many millions

 

Lol that's a long 3 minutes

 

Na it's a tune.

 

Sucks so hard... I'd like to murder that guy

 

Na it's a good tune you fucking hipster.

 

Na ISNAE...

 

Pfft.

Anyway, another contender - Take on Me.

 

It really is a truly horrific song.
The lyrics, the 'quirkiness' of it, the cunt of a singer wailing away in a semi-Sting style.
All becomes clear when you know he's Australian.
I suppose you cannot blame him for his irritating musical ways any more than one can blame a monkey for throwing its own shit around, but still...fuck off.

 

Saturday night by Whigfield! Tune

There she goes by the Las. SCCOOOUSE

 

Agreed... he needs his face fucking smashed ... he actually looks a bit like Tam-Tam who used to post here and who was from Australia... maybe it IS him

 

I'm the only cunt bringing the hits!

Get your names on the Cadillac board

 

The La's album is actually really good.

 

Does 'My Sharona' count as a one-hit wonder? That's gotta be up there if it is.

 

He does sound a lot like Sting now you mention it. Great song. He has been blessed by the power of Phil.

 

Definitely counts

Annoying song and another singer that needed his face mutilated

 

I'd like to strap a remote control bomb to him and send him into your next Stan Bowles Appreciation Society meeting

 

'Yes' by McCalmont and butler

 

Doris Troy "Just One Look"
The Capitols "Cool Jerk"
Thunderclap Newman "Something In The Air"
Five Stairsteps "Ooh Child"
Looking Glass "Brandy"
Alicia Bridges "I Love The Nightlife"
Thomas Dolby "She Blinded Me With Science"
Big Country "In A Big Country"
Midnight Oil "Beds Are Burning"
Toadies "Possum Kingdom"
Spacehog "In The Meantime"

I liked all those