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Dembele to Lyon for £22m. I guess we can play our fucking bank balance up front in Europe this year

 

Fucking hell ... what is the point anymore?

 

None really and £22m is fuck all.

I would say Rangers could catch Celtic now sooner or later.

 

No question...

 

It keeps you on the edge of your seat wondering which player you have is good enough to play for more money elsewhere?

Instead of scouting players maybe a better strategy is to seek new ownership. Sent delegates to Dubai and Abu Dhabi with brochures.

 

Slave monarchies are now the biggest players in football... this is what unregulated capitalism looks like... yet American conservatives hate football... there's a joke in there somewhere

 

5 World Cups from now, the entire starting 11s for Brazil, Germany, France, Italy, Netherlands and Argentina will be in the rosters of either PSG or City ... all made possible by Quatar and UAE simply buying UEFA ... and then football will have finally achieved perfection

 

Worst. Transfer window. Ever.

 

It's not even that we sold him - we can't turn up £22m for a guy with a year left who'll def leave anyway. But with two days of the window left given the window we've had? On the eve of a European play off and a big old firm game. The board better have something big up their sleave these next two days

 

Wasps (the insects) are fucking dickheads at the best of times but they're proper little cunts at this time of year. Causing mayhem on the bus this morning, too early to deal with your shit mate. Just fuck off.

 

One flew in my windae last week and, from the middle of the room, with the flat wide of a butchers knife, I batted the fucker right back out from whence it came like Babe Ruth. Easily one of the top 5 most impressive things I've ever managed and, naturally, nobody saw it.

 

Haha that does sound pretty impressive to be fair, not sure I believe you though...

 

:(

 

yeah, some loaner from an oil club probably

 

Jejeje! The only way Ah wouldae laughed more at this, is if Ye dropped the butchers knife on yer foot and, as Ye were pulling it oot, the wasp recovered and flew back in tae sting Ye.

 

1-0 der hun in Russia, Ufa now need three

 

Beating the fourth (?) best team in Russia would be some result tbf. Fucksake. Sunday. Things keep getting worse this week

 

They finished 6th last year and are 11th presently

Of course the 11th doesn't mean much so early

It's still impressive

 

Sunday is going to be a serious match

 

Rangers down to 9 men still some time left... 1-1 according to the ticker

 

Rangers have a "Flanagan"... fuck's he doing playing for those cunts?

 

Ah it's Jon Flanagan, ex of Liverpool, Bolton etc

 

Billeh must be prooooood

 

Well they got it done and they're off to the group stages ... not bad for a club that's only a few years old :)

 

Slashes our euromillions by another 50%

 

Hopefully they take a proper hiding on Sunday

 

Maybe the coefficient will improve, allowing us to play 700 qualifying matches instead of 800 for the right to get smashed in Europe

 

We need a proper positive result/performance tonight to shake off the gloom cocooning us right now

 

If we can't wreck this bunch at home, cancel the fucking season... they're absolutely awful