Could you take Floyd Mayweather Jr?

Sure are!

 

I don't think Boss would have much of a shot. Size advantage or not, Boss looks like he's never laced em up. He looks too pretty. Skin looks soft and supple. cdogg on the other hand looks like he used to be a brick layer/farming kinda guy. Those types are tough as sh*t. But cdogg's lungs are all messed up. Probably all black and sh*t. Might get winded in like 12 seconds after throwing and missing a punch.

 

Farming kinda guy

 

You know that thing about big dudes having "farm strength". Like Foreman. It's that natural strength you get from hard labour and not necessarily from the weight room.

 

No I know

I never farmed though... I was a laborer, masonry ... we did occasionally do brick but most of our stuff was proper stone work, way more complicated

 

Country Strength is What it's Called...

Foreman Had it, Lesnar Has It...It's VERY Real...



REED

 

Ah yeah, country strength. That's the right term.

 

Damn! That's even tougher than farming. You must be really strong! Why didn't you do more with your physical potential? Like boxing or wrestling?

 

Haha I was in too much pain from laboring

 

That shit was a long time ago though... I was 24-27 when I did that work

You don't see too many 40 year old labor grunts for a reason ... that's young man's work

 

lesnar is country strong with the whiskers of a geisha ?

 

In the Physical Sense, Lesnar TAKES Shots Just Fine...

He's Faced Some of the BIGGEST Heavyweight Bangers In MMA, Rocking 4oz. Gloves No Less, yet NEVER Been Knocked Unconscious (Or Even Close, Really)...The Problem Is Lesnar PANICS When he Gets Hit and You Can Almost SEE His Competitive Spirit DISSOLVING as the Fight Plays Out From There...

Lesnar Has a Better Chin Than he Thinks He Does, But He's Been Known to Go from Brute to Damsel in Distress After Eating a Few Meaty Shots...






REED

 

To Paraphrase Yogi Berra, "Half of Fighting is 82.33% Mental"...






REED

 

Lesnar could've come along better in MMA if he had started from the smaller leagues and worked his way up, gaining experience in his stand-up and overall game rather than going almost directly into a murderer's row of ex-champions and top heavyweights in the UFC at the time. He should've joined a pro boxing club to work on his hands and learn to slip punches, etc. He didn't do any of that.

 

His stand up was never gonna be good. Too roided up. Too much stiffness.

 

For the record, I could take Mayweather in the following activities:

1) Guitar and Bass playing
2) cement mixing
3) medical billing
4) claims processing and appeals
4) Trivial Pursuit
5) cock push-ups
6) reading and writing

 

Pretty sure I can think of one boxer you CANNOT beat in this activity:

 

All I know is...give Larry Merchant back 50 years and he’d kick his ass

 

You sure you are better than Floyd at pushing up cocks?

 

what would this even entail? Fuck's sake, Jiffy... just get better at this

 

Sure but even 6 months in a boxing gym with a world class boxing trainer would've improved his stand up by some margin. He would've learned some basic boxing fundamentals that could've helped him even a small amount like jab, slip, move the head, combinations, etc. Even with zero boxing skills, he dropped Mir, Couture and Herring. Imagine if he had taken a good year to learn boxing. He certainly wouldn't have been any worse in the cage.

 

But that doesn't pay millions of dollars per year. You should've been a WWE Superstar. You could be like that new wrestler Elias. He comes to the ring and plays the guitar and insults the crowd. He's got marginal wrestling skills but he's got some mass on him and pretty good guitar skills.

 

I'd honky tonk man Mayweather... guitar over the head... to be the champ, you gotta beat the champ... I'd be the champ!

 

He's cool, he's cocky, he's bad!

 

Honky had way more personality than 90% of the crap they got today.