Could you have beaten a prime Ann Wolfe?

We’ve discussed this before but wanted to revisit. Do you think you could have beaten a prime Ann Wolfe if you were allowed 6 months professional training?

I’ve heard many girly men here suggest that they couldn’t. Disgraceful.

Gimme six months of training with a professional trainer, even at age 46, and I’d be able to knock her into next week.

I know Hanz is a tiny person, plus Desi (which are not known to be strong or athletic) and so perhaps he wouldn’t stand a chance. I know REED is a feminist who marches alongside the women’s rights groups waving bras with them and so he’ll sugggest that he can’t...but the rest of you, surely you fancy your chances against a woman?

 

Instead of Suggesting He Can’t, REED Will Suggest YOU Can’t.

Because You Can’t.










REED

 

I think Sly walks to the ring to the sounds of Trinidad's most famous person, Billy Ocean singing "When The Going Gets Tough" and is jawing, talking all kinds of shit while the referee is giving instructions... when the ref asks if there are any questions, Sly says "TELL ME DIS TING NOOW... why de Duppy Babylon let de wimmin pon de ring??? BUMBACLAAAAAT"... On the waistband of Sly's trunks is the word "SHABBA" ... Long story short, Sly gets knocked SPARK OUT and Mann Wolfe throws him over her shoulder and carries him to her lair

 

Nonsense. She can’t take the speed and power of a man. Conversely her punches will feel like pillows on a man. I’d walk through her like a hot knife through butter

 

Lol. You need to learn some Trinidadian slang my brother. Not all people of Caribbean descent are bloodclaat Jamaicans.

As for Wolfe. My jab alone would knock her xx having ass halfway across the ring. Then I’d spare her the head shots and just knock her out with a body shot. While she’s on the canvas I’ll say “this is boxing, what did you think this was...synchronized swimming?”

 

Every word of that was hilarious

 

She Couldn't Withstand the Speed and Power of a Man Who Can FIGHT...

You on the Other Hand....







REED

 

Sly got utterly served

 

After 6 months training I’d have sufficient fight experience in order to beat her with my natural advantages in XYness

 

Please, I returned that serve like my name is Agassi

 

We don't know Sly's abilities though. What if he punches like a horse kicks?

Also, Wolfe might be troubled when facing someone so much shorter than her

 

Lol

 

By Her Own Admission, Ann Wolfe Regularly Sparred w/James Kirkland Until he was about 15 Years of Age...BIOLOGY Separated Them @ That Point...

A 15 Year Old James Kirkland Would Bring the GIRL Out of Sly for Sure...

It'd Be Chris Brown and Rihanna All Over Again...Sly Would Pay Homage to Kirkland w/a "Rude Boy" Tramp Stamp, Rocking Heels, a Halter Top and Booty Shorts, Carrying an Umbrella-ella-ella...






REED

 

It Remains to Be Seen How Sly's Sub 11 Second 100m Time Translates to Boxing, but REED'll Go On Record and Say NOT VERY WELL...







REED

 

Wolfe wouldn’t last 3 mins with me. I’d render her horizontal and semi conscious early doors...woman couldn’t take my power

 

I believe it translates well, as in Sly's effort against Wolfe would last about the same time

 

I can’t run sub 11 now...I’m twenty years removed from my prime. Regardless...Ann Wolfe would be toast. She couldn’t take my hook or my cross and when those ovaries get hit with the body shots...have mercy!

 

Remember, this is an American woman we’re talking about. I understand than in Finland the women regularly wrestle polar bears...but we’re not referring to those types of women...

 

With 6 months intensive professional training? 8 ounce gloves, no headgear. I wouldn't rule it out.

 

Unless You're Saying You'd Do Likewise to a Teen Aged James Kirkland, a Woman Who Held Her Own w/Him Would Wipe Her Menstruating Vagina w/You Bruh...






REED

 

A pubescent James Kirkland is probably a buck twenty, they've sparring gloves and headgear and it's already not useful sparring? I dunno how good a piece of evidence for the defence that is

 

Have you seen these sparring sessions between them? Until I see them and see if he was going easy on her or otherwise battering her around the ring they are meaningless. Lots of guys can say they sparred with Mike Tyson, doesn’t mean they “held their own”.

Also was Kirkland a big 15 year old or did he have a growth spurt after that?

Don’t try to be clever with The Sly One. Come with something better than that.

Wolfe is a woman at the end of the day. A woman can beat an untrained man in MMA, because all it takes is an armbar or choke...but in boxing....her chromosomes would let her down against any physically fit man who has some fight experience and is over 140lbs

 

after ann annihilates this arrogant asshole, attzs would be asking amputees advice on accepting abasement, and augmenting his inadequate allowance by administering ointment on AIDS afflicted afghani aliens anchored in asbestos exposed apartments in alberta.

 

Yes I’ve seen this fight before. Impressive knock out without a doubt but that was against a human with breasts, ovaries and vagina.

 

No, REED Wasn't There Nor Has he Seen Footage...

That Said, REED Hasn't Seen Footage of YOUR Boxing Prowess Either, So Excuse Him if he Sides w/the KNOWN Entity...








REED

 

Kirkland's Only Ever Sparred 1 Way; Hard...There's Never Been Nuance to His Approach...

It was No Loooooooooooonger Useful for HIM to Spar Ann by the Time he was 15...Doesn't Mean the Prior Sessions Weren't Useful...Most African American Men are Bigger than 120lbs by the Age of 15....

REED's Pointed Out Ann's Ring Time w/a Very Aggressive Man in his Youth...Sly's Pointed Out NATHAN...

Ann Wolfe's Every Bit of 5'10, 185-200lbs...She Fought @ '68...She'd Be a Daunting Task for Just About ANY Messageboarder w/6 Months of Courage Building, Training or Whatever You Call It...








REED

 

Since you haven’t seen the footage we can dismiss this teenage James Kirkland nonsense.


I understand the going with the known entity logic. I can accept that as the reason for your stance but men are so much stronger, faster and tougher than women it’s not funny.

Ann Wolfe had some skill and looked strong but if I gave her a couple hard digs to the body she’d suddenly scream like a girl and drop to her knees and start sucking

 

Well he'll be able to get away at least