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Pffft, if Hidegkuti had been fit instead of sidelined with a minor case of death, Finland would've been smoked

 

It should, but you know this corrupt UEFA

 

Why they ask!! Why!?!?!?!

Celtic 0-0 Rangers: Old Firm sides goalless in women's game

Because the under-14 sides would pump them 10-0. Asked and answered.

 

In today's UEFA Nations League action Italy face off against Portugal but all eyes will be on the battle between Kosovo and the Faroe Islands.

 

Faroe Islands ... it's ludicrous... just cheer for Denmark, you pricks... there's not even 50,000 of you

 

It's weird how many "independent nations" there are in the football world. There are plenty that make sense but equally so many that are simply wtf?

Tune in tonight to see the Northwestern Archipelago against the Disputed Islands.

 

Vatican City vs San Marino

Il Piccolo Derby Italiano

 

*southeastern Vatican City

 

"And there's the hard man of the Vatican back four, Cardinal Giuseppe Tardelli and the big focus in today's match will be if he can stop San Marino's imposing target man Giovanni Perugini, known as 'The Plumber' because that's what he does for a living"

 

At least these little wanker countries get to play each other now and stop taking up the time of the important ones.

 

Saw Wlad Klitschko outside the office today. Not actually as tall as I thought he would be, looks solid as fuck though.

 

You should have walked toward him slowly so you could experience his clinch

 

"I've followed your whole career, even before you got knocked out by Tom Selleck"

 

Jamie Theakston's watching my pint as I type this. Weird day.

 

Why are England playing a friendly tonight? I thought they were doing away with these pointless friendlies? Just play another Nations Cup game. Simples.

 

Agreed. With this new format if any European side is going to play a friendly it should be against a nation in another conference.

 

They should have unfriendly matches... it takes 5 yellow cards before you get a red

 

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Finland has continued their reign of terror by destroying their dirty Estonian neighbors.

 

Spain 6-0 Croatia. Dayuuuumn.

 

Losing in the World Cup final still hurts it seems.

 

Are you really tall?

 

Am about 6ft.

 

Hahahaha

 

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LOL Just kidding what was he doing outside your office, was he collecting that money that QPR stil owe Dunga?

 

Rewatching this makes Monday more bearable, give it a try

 

Haha fair shout.

He was outside the studios so could have been doing something for BBC or ITV as we share the White City studios with them now.

 

So did you give him that money that you owe Dunga or what??

Imagine him and Joshua ran into each other in the corridors, when Joshua was returning from the Blue Peter studios with his new badge for rescuing Shep from Deontay Wilder or something........

...........probably nod at each other and give each other a wide berth.