I just performed a styles analysis on Joshua vs Parker

Have the British ever bailed on a guy with similar popularity as Joshua before he lost a fight?

 

Classic thread... this is why I love Sly

 

This styles analysis was not accurate.

 

His very very rarely are.

 

I think Sly was working as the "Styles Analysis Guy" for Hitler when he decided to invade the USSR.

"OH HEIL DER"





"YASSUH"





"I need you to do a styles analysis. Me vs Russia"



"Okay".



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"ISS GOOD. YOU GONE WIN"






"OY VEY AS MY WIFE WOULD SAY DAS IST WUNDERBAR"

 

Who added those tags, and how??

 

Lol

 

Hilarious

 

Sly used to work for Fanny May and Freddy Mac.

He did market analysis.

"It be good", said Sly.

 

You know I am just fucking with you Sly. Peace.

 

"You analyzed wrong ya muddafucka"

 

Sly was an outside consultant for Enron.

"The good times will never end! You'll continue giving the industry a masterclass equivalent to Calzaghe-Lacy."

 

Going into the last round of Chavez-Taylor, you can actually see Sly having a conversation with Lou Duva.

Duva "Alright, I'm gonna tell Mel to box and move this round. Clinch if need be."

Sly "Nooooo Lou, trust me! Tell him to make it like the first round of Hagler-Hearns! He can take Chavez out this round! The Sly One has spoken!"

 

Sly by the side of Kurt Cobain..

"Put the fuckin thing in your mouth, Kurt! Dont be a pussy! I just did an analysis of this shotgun, it's not even loaded!"

 

Sly had the final conversation with Marciano.

"Not to worry, Rock. I analyzed this plane last week... this thing could carry the fuckin British army through a hurricane! You'll be fine."

 

Sly in 1912..

"I already analyzed the ocean earlier today. Theres not a single iceberg left in the North Atlantic. Put this bitch on autopilot."

 

"Hear me now, dinosaurs! I am Stafford and I am here to say that you will reign from now until the end of eternity! If one day you should see a big ball of fire coming toward you, fear not. I analyzed it already... it's a tiny rock about the size of a common boulder. Reign on and roar always!"

 

"My beautiful African brothers and sisters. I've been analyzing these Europeans for quite a while. They're very fun to be around, and they want to take us on an all expenses paid vacation across the sea. Get on the ship, they said we'll be partying at a club called "Plantation" this time next week."

 

The funny thing was “Parker doesn’t take a backwards step”. There was some real mass delusion and wishful thinking around Parker.

 

Staff done got crushed again.

 

Lol, very good. You have way too much time on your hands though. Haha

 

Irish has been hilarious in this thread. Xplosive, not so much.

 

You’re trying too hard. Irish was very creative though and amusing

 

This one was decent though I’ll give you that. Rather amusing

 

I have to say I analyzed his posts and found them very funny. I was breaking my balls laughing.

You're a good guy and you've got a good chin as analysis of your Chuvalo-esque beatings yet continued relentless quippery have proven.

This site pfp has more action between about 20 active members than the vast majority of sites.

I bet Russian secret agents come here and drop shit only to get intercepted by Jeffy and Hanz.

 

Ironically, if Titanic had been on autopilot, it might not have sank. It was the retards sailing the fucking thing at top speed that did the damage.

"Drive it faster they said. We'll get to New York faster they said. And if worst comes to worst at least Leo will get an Oscar they said".

 

"Give it to the Irishman they said. He'll keep things serious they said"

 

No.

But it's an ironic thing.

What makes a fighter popular in 1986, 1996, 2006 and 2016 are broadly different things.

The ability to fight was needed more in 1986 and diminshes accordingly over time.

If Randy Turpin was around today his "popularity" would be decided by his ability to generate coin amongst the great unwashed of the TV age rather than his ability to fight.

Today, it's all "Sweet Caroline" and trips to Wembley to cheer on "Our Anthony against some big Russian".

Compare that to 2005 when the John Le Carre bullshit factor was less in evidence when Tszyu fought Hatton. People relished the occasion because it was a real genuine pfp guy like Zoo and the fight only did about 25,000 live gate.

Hatton did far higher numbers against far inferior opponents, indeed, a faded Hatton did far higher numbers against far inferior opponents than Zoo once the moron factor kicked in and the casuals started getting on the bus.

He did about 40,000 at least maybe more for the Lazcano farce. He would have done 60,000 if the Paulie fight had been in England.

Today Hatton could be doing 80,000 at Wembley against brain damaged Amir Khan.

 

LOL

"Iceberg Slim Strikes Again"