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It's very frustrating... it's all down to TV money

 

Who are Rangers up against today? Rapid?

Home or in Vienna?

 

Mordor.

 

We’re gonnae get it on because it’s only one-one.

 

Theresa May said that this is the end o’ Austria... or wiz that austerity?

 

Rapid scored first but then Rangers said "soccer it to me!" and leveled

The unwashed masses at Ibrox cheered

 

Rangers all over them

 

SEE TWO!

 

Impressive win... looked better than we did

 

Well done to them

 

Ah’m in a Viennese whirl, laddies.

 

Deluded Brendan‏ @DeludedBrendan 3h3 hours ago

If you just take the first half of the Salzburg v Celtic game and ignore the second then we won 0-1 That's a superb 3 points away from home.

 

Brendan isn't deluded he just tries to stay positive and forward looking for the sake of player confidence. The strain of trying to maintain that front is clearly beginning to make his eyeballs twitch tho. Doesn't matter how confident jack fucking hendry and WBA cast off mulumbu are, this is going nowhere and Brendan knows it

 

Jack hendry might have the most unlikable face I can remember on a Celtic player, every time I look at him I just see him gelled up, shiny open neck shirt, pouting like Romeo beckham in some naff night club.

 

Romeo Beckham , these fucking names, man

 

Hopefully the laddie will reappear in the next version o’ GTA and Ah can drive aboot molesting WAGs, like.

Just kilting!

 

Here's the most detailed account of the events in question I've found

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadsp...no-ronaldo-of-rape-tells-her-f-1829397179/amp

 

Another woman has come forward with allegations that Leo Messi "is a really good listener"

 

Up the bum? Sounds about right

 

Exactly! I had the same thought

"Go with what you know"

 

Lol, that was a good'un.

 

Just read that. If that actually is how it went down, that's pretty fucked up.

 

The part that freaked me out the most was him saying "99% of me I am good guy but this 1%..." because I can so easily picture it yet it doesn't seem like a detail you'd make up

 

Yeah that's really detailed and specific, plus worryingly easy to imagine him saying.

 

Exactly... it has an undeniable whiff of authenticity

 

He raped her. Good. Now to the weekends fixtures..............

 

Liverpool has a big opportunity Sunday

 

Apparently Klopp is the only manager with a positive win/loss head-to-head record against Guardiola, which is especially impressive considering Guardiola is the real-life equivalent of that one cunt who only plays with 5-star teams in FIFA.

 

That he is