Joe Joyce

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  1. Double L

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    Anyone see this guy fight yet? 260. Throws slow arm punxhes that land like missiles. For those who have seen him, what are first impressions?
     
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    just looked at him. Ko waiting to happens and he's heading stratight to palookaville soon after
     
  3. Double L

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    If he has a good chin, he will be a force. He's the kind of guy who can knock people out with glancing blows. Obviously, it is too early to tell. But for a guy his size, he is very coordinated.
     
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    Ok just watched three fights... he's completely shite. JAMES Joyce could land with regularity on this chap.
     
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    Throws punches 10 miles wide, defense consists of jumping straight back... already gets hit regularly against tomato cans ...
     
  6. Double L

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    What about his power? Impressive.
     
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    Hard to really tell because he's fighting absolute dross at this point
     
  8. Double L

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    True, but in all of the knockouts I've seen (his most recent was on tv), he's managed to stop the guy with a single glancing blow, thrown fairly casually. Obviously, it remains to be seen what happens as his comp improves. But he is definitely someone to watch.
     
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    Clumsy unskilled bam. Not a patch on the real big joe joyce

     
  10. Slice N Dice

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    He's awful.
     
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    Joyce?
     
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    No, the other guy... Kevin
     
  13. Double L

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    How many of his fights have you seen? What makes you say he's awful?
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Watched him in the Olympics and have seen him in a few fights as a pro. He just isn't skilled and is going to get tonked at some stage in the future, guaranteed. I do agree though that he has decent power.
     
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    Because he fights like he's just woken from being passed out drunk and his pals have tied his shoelaces together while he was out
     
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    Saw him at the Olympics, looked like a one-paced robotic bum, still managed to beat that French fraud Tony Yoka in the Olympic final though
     
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    He looks horribly slow and clumsy
     
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    i will go out on a limb and predict this fella will not be the subject of Joyce Carol Oates next foray into boxing.
     
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    I think you guys are wrong!

    What about the Nigerian guy?
     
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    Ehhh, ya never really know with heavyweights.

    Wilder looked like he was never gonna amount to anything either.
     
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    Usyk shut him out 5-0 in the WSB, no headgear, 3 minute rounds. Also joyce is 33 now, way too late to still be lumbering around like a junior amateur.
     
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    Didnt know he was that old. Maybe his future isnt too bright.

    If he was turning pro at 25-27 it'd be a different story.
     
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    He's shit. He's slow. He takes All day to throw. Some men are men, some men are mice, He's a big dumb fuck and his name is Joyce.
     
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    I've seen him a few times. Ponderous is not the word. Seems like a big strong heavy boy but there's fluidity or ease to him.

    He will be a good bum-beater though. Probably goes no higher.

    Not entirely sure what it is he wants from boxing, British level, European level, hoping a world title falls into his lap and he goes onto the Tuxedo Circuit as an "Analyst" perhaps.
     
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    "Joe Joyce Is The Stiffest Black Man I've Ever Seen"...........Youtube comments still are the best.

    I bet Neil has seen some pretty stiff black men in his time, eh Neil?
     
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    Guy puts people down with glancing blows.
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Uh, he's pretty green. We'll see how he does against better opposition.But for now, he is indeed putting guys down with glancing blows. And you as per usual having a mini-tantrum.
     

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