The Kindergarten Teacher

This one looks like it has potential. I'm gonna watch it tonight. I'll let you chaps you know tomorrow how it was, or has anybody already seen it? Panchy, it co-stars a 5-year-old boy, so we know you'll be watching.

 

It suffers from not having a mainstream star like Khabib!

 

Doesn't look it has CGI nor a superhero, so I don't expect you to watch.

 

It´s a Netflix movie.

Good luck.

 

I know, I know. I shouldn't be optimistic.

 

Panchy will watch this for all the wrong reasons

 

Fkd up

 

Lol. Last I checked Godfather had neither CGI or a superhero (actually Michael Corleone was a superhero so perhaps you have a point).

Anyway....Avatar is a great film, get over it!

 

Avatar was nothing more than James Cameron watching Dances with Wolves, Fern Gully, and Pocahontas back-to-back-to-back and saying "I bet I can make this same story with giant blue aliens and make a fortune!"

It's an abysmal movie.

But I digress, back on topic:

I shoulda fuckin known better than to trust a Netflix original! That was the last straw. The Kindergarten Teacher was a slog, and it's a shame, because it had potential if done correctly.

Far too much wrong with this film, mainly the fact that outside of Maggie Gyllenhaal, the acting was atrocious. Like really, really, really bad.

I'm done with Netflix originals. Starting to seriously consider just cancelling - I'm a movie buff, and Hulu IMO has a much better selection of movies.

 

Can you name or even remember a single Netflix movie (non-documentary) that was any good?

 

No.

 

The only Kindergarten teacher movie to see is "Kindergarten Cop"

 

Netflix makes AWFUL movies. They got so much money but can't seem to buy the right scripts/ hire the right actors... They have some AMAZING series but they are horrid with movies

 

All Netflix movies seem to star people who are good as supporting actors/actresses in major movies but shite in Netflix.

 

every movie has a straight to dvd feel. Even that awful will Smith movie from last Christmas.

 

The Will Smith movie you're referring to (Bright) remains the worst Netflix original. What a cluster fuck of a film.

 

...of which one person (albeit, a complete lunatic), liked.

 

who

 

ool how can you forget?
The crazed Turk himself.

 

Turkish people have lower standards. He probably liked it because it was very innovative. By innovative I mean it was in color.

 

It didnt have any Kangal dogs on Noah´s Ark solving Rubik´s Cubes with a negro-octopus working out Flat-Earth theories did it....I must have missed that part.

 

No, I won't watch that crap. This other movie trailer look better:


plus a REAL HOT Kindergarden teachers that you can watch forever...



and the first part of this clip from a Chinese film mirrors the exact torture I went through in high school with my hot Spanish teacher who had me make drawings for her daughters almost daily and was constantly brushing her tits on my shoulders or close to my face when checking my artwork progress. I had to wank in the school bathroom quite a few times afterwards.

 

You're such a lecherous, drooling old creep

 

Indeed!
Here, here!

 

Hopefully he's battered into a vegetative state by a concerned father the next time he's caught staring, slack-jawed and drooling at some 12 year old

 

Yes, but whose 12-year old?
Hmmm...

 

Hmmmm... possibly could be a Good Samaritan situation

 

16 years old and up only, please!

 

Wow.
Impressive.

Hoorah!