The Possession Of Hana Grace

Yawn

 

oooool as usual, with this, the 38th movie about ´demonic possession´.

 

38th?

More like 388th in the last 10 years alone.

It's SUCH a played out horror sub-genre.

When will these lazy hacks realize that they'll never be another Excorcist?

Why in the fuck can't they try something original?

 

They are. It's going to be a character from the Marvel/DC "universe" against someone possessed by a demon.

There's also a sequel planned about battling zombies.

 

I can already hear Sly and Panchy ordering advanced tickets.

Or maybe that's the sound of Sly ordering a pair of Floyd's worn trunks, and Panchy ordering a pair of a 9-year-olds used underwear.

 

Damn

 

Possession of ................MY DIIIIIIIIICK!!!

Amirite fellas, A-M-I-R-I-T-E?????

I am correct.

 

Fuck.
Double-annhiliation.

 

*trunks not trucks

I always come from work and realize I've misspelled like four fucking words each day.

I be rushin

 

The Autopsy Of Jane Doe was pretty good. This obviously doesn’t look Oscar worthy but do we have to precriticize every film that doesn’t?

 

"doesn't look Oscar-worthy"

Lolz.

 

looks like it could be a solid 5.5/10 on imdb - good for a horror

 

THAT was already done by DCEU, was titled 'Suicide Squad' and sucked beyond belief.