A Star Is Born

Remake of a remake...of a remake...but probable Oscar nominations here:



(Oh yes, no fuckin CGI)

 

Nah it’s likely going to suck. Looks like shit.

 

I think you'll find I know just a little bit more about movies and what makes s good movie more than you do, sonny.

Great story....Bradley Cooper, Lady GaGa starring...Joss Whedon directing.

It won't suck.

 

I watched the trailer a coupe of days ago and found it uninteresting. It also follows the Kris Kristopherson/Barbra Streisand misguide remake too closely...particularly Bradley Cooper's character. My only curiosity is if Lady Gaga will also remake the "Evergreen" Oscar winning song.

 

I don’t care. You show up and shit on everyone else’s trailer threads it’s only fair that I return the favor and that’s without me even having seen the trailer. Ha ha ha.

 

But...but...most other people's trailers on here are shit.

 

Do this:

 

Lady Gaga is a likely candidate for Best Actress in this...

 

'Mustard'

 

Another winner from Mustard!
90% Rotten Tomatoes
8.3/10 IMDB
88 Metacritic
$155m gross

 

Looks boring. Die.

 

Why, thank you cdogg.
At least some people still know what's what!

 

Anytime

 

That's poor from you.
Like one of fat Hanzi's ridiculous 'comebacks' when he gets routinely destroyed.

 

Innit, cunt

 

Cunts are useful.

 

Not for you, Trebek!

 

I do that pretty much daily already!

 

Have your ass licked by a deer?

 

I dont have any deers in my neighborhood :(

I get to ‘be the deer’ :)

 

Watching this at the theatre now- it straight up fucking BLOWS. 2/10 MAX.
The reviews are fucking fixed. We’re getting up now to leave. 1.5 hrs wasted. Mostarda has shit taste in movies and should die.

 

I've not seen it yet!
Are you sure you werent watching the version in Hindu???

 

Fixed how?
Or why?
´Fixed´ reviews usually display a discrepancy between critics and audiences, like The Last Jedi: critics loved it, audiences hated it.
´Fixed´ reviews usually mean DC or Disney are paying-off critics to ensure it breaks even or makes a profit at the box-office.
A Star Is Born has universally great reviews from everyone and as it cost US$35m to make, I doubt they were worried about breaking-even let alone making a profit.


So, you either forgot to take your usual quota of drugs or you took too many.
Hence, this movie was soooooo bad, but it took you 3/4 of the way through it to realize it!

 

‘Tarda... yes i mean the reviews are fixed. Read them.. there’ll be like 4 reviews in a row 10/10 and “Amazing best movie ever :) :) Bradley Copper is such a great actor blah blah blah..” followed by 1 real review “Who the fuck are these people doing these review?!? This movie is shit!!”.

I believe it was 35M budget it is garbage, acting sucks, script sucks, no drama, slow as fuck no entertainment value whatsoever. Makes 8-mile (which is a pile of shit) look like a masterpiece.

We were discussing leaving 15 mins in. The fact we made it over an hour was purely due to my stubborness thinking there’s gotta be something happening eventually.

When D MAns woman turned to him and said let’s try to salvage some of this evening ruined by that fucking faggot Mostarda and go home so you can do that thing the deer in the picture does I replied let’s get the fuck out of here.