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Had me in stitches.

 

Yeah. Should have won it.

That's 3 fucking draws now, and 2 of them could have been wins

 

But they weren't defeats, either and that is important

 

A football club isn't a 'family', mawkish twats

 

Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all fuck one another,
The Norwich family.

 

ol

 

Yeah I knew it would eventually go just one step too far, and it did.

From the SKY girls wearing black dresses, to Kasper "Multi Millionaire" Schmeichel crying, to mongs holding their scarves upside down, to referees being wrong to give yellow cards to a guy who plays for a club whose owner just died......

............maybe next week we can get ready for the long overdue Gary Speed memorial {again}

 

Seen enough today to know Liverpool won't win this fucking league.

2nd at best. 3rd most likely.

 

Citeh's goal difference matches their points total of 29. Their scoring goals for fun.

 

they're*

 

Man City are just too good and have insane depth. De Bruyne was far and away their best player last season and they haven't even seemed to miss him. That's pretty scary. Head to head Liverpool can beat absolutely anybody including the elite moneyed up clubs, but over the course of a season it's another matter. Everybody else has to hope they slip up and that doesn't seem likely with their squad options and Guardiola in charge.

 

AgREED re: Jimmeh and Vhisky. Hooever... Southampton are total shite this season, alsae.

 

Pretty much. And then there is Cunt Chelsea in the way too, and Cunt Arsenal deciding to suddenly play a bit having gifted City and Chelsea wins earlier in the year.

Reminds me a lot of the 16-17 season.

 

They could lose another two players and I'm not sure it would matter.

 

The problem is the smaller clubs are just going to roll over for City.

 

"It's an honour to be beaten by them, we aspire to be like them"- Mark Hughes/Warnock/Pulis etc etc.

 

"Bobby" on BBC2 now. I missed the start. It's upsetting and uplifting stuff.

 

Yeah this is actually not recommended viewing without a ready supply of booze and pills.

 

Apparently you're proficient and digging holes. Perhaps you can have some kind of deluxe football star invite-only party. People slip on banana peels all the time. What if multiple people slipped on them and fall into a large hole? Maybe there's a deaf co-worker unable to hear cries of help and fills said hole?

 

Nah I think I will just sit at home and abide by the law and do my day work and who know some day maybe things I have no say in will work out to my enjoyment.

As Hut says..........we will all be dead soon enough.

 

But there's being dead and there's being a dead champion

Get your shovel, lad and show them you mean business

 

I get the thing about Sky, sure, but Schmeichel was one of the first out there when it crashed and basically saw the guys burning by all accounts. It's been a week. Multi-millionaire or not, I think the tears are probably genuine.

 

Anyway, back onto football, not sure why the BBC are trying to manufacture a controversy over Rooney's one-off England return for a friendly where the proceeds are going to charity. Haven't heard a single complaint myself, I doubt most people give a shit.

 

Irish probably thinks Jackie O was overreacting in the Zapruder footage

 

Can't she show some decorum!?

 

"Oh I'm sure you're so distraught... monied cunt"

 

Happy Monday guys -I'm off to Manchester for a three day piss up! Manchester nanana, Manchester nanana. Slaughterhouse red warehouses, lightless streets, rusting cast iron Victorian miracles, viaducts over, filthy canals under, Venetian gothic arches, humble mills bigger than the grandest palaces of the day, gimcrack blarist appartment blocks, gleaming Pomo towers, aesthetic anarchy, street art, real ale pubs, uhyeee. Gets me all riled up so it does, as cool as any square mile in nyc

 

Tbf, if you keep that form up you'll end up with the third highest points total in prem history with only 2 less than mourinhos first season

 

Enjoy fella, Manchester is awesome.

 

Ahahaha legit *right* outside my shack yesterday.

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