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That thing looks about as much like Mo Salah as I do

 

Looks more like David Luiz.

That was shocking conceding that second goal on Liverpool's behalf. I feel that this may be their blip, but they have Fulham at home at the weekend so you'd fancy them to win that one handily after some rest. Fulham are awful.

 

Fulham are so bad they will probably beat Liverpool.

 

Red Star 2 0 Liverpool at half time.

Big problems here.

 

Hey this happens this is football ok

 

Red Star are shite ... that scoreline is a shocker

Brugge are hammering the fuck out of Monaco right now

 

Henry won't last long there.

 

Leaving Shaqiri at home to satisfy a basic political dilemma was a mistake.

 

Maybe so but against this level of comp, that shouldn't be a big factor

 

With fans like Irish who needs opposition fans

 

Nah, you have enough talent on the pitch to deal with this lot. Chances are coming your way. Just need to put one away and then it's game on.

 

I agree but I have very few pleasures, things don't mean what they used to, one thing I enjoy is a good Liverpool team that wins. It's my allowance. And tonight, my allowance is being witheld. I know I am a crank, but I think it's justified.

 

Best Liverpool team in 30 years man, best enjoy it

 

That needed to go in.

 

Right. This isn't Atletico Madrid out there

 

Well first time in a long time Liverpool have not scored.

 

Shit. Stupid decisions.

 

Great start to the fucking evening.

 

Spuds one down after 2 mins.

 

These mad results happen. Shaqiri is good but you didn't need him last season, not that big a loss, just a shitty performance. It happens.

 

I prefer Shakira

 

Bruv, everybody prefers Shakira, Shaqiri prefers Shakira. That is some gif.

 

I still don't know how Pique pulled that off but if I ever see him I will high five him.

 

He pique'd well...

 

Pique that out.

 

You gotta Pique pocket or two...youuuu gotta Pique pocket or two.

 

I wonder if Pique just bellows "DIOS MIO!!!!" The whole minute and 10 seconds he's probably able to last having sex with her?

The only explanation is that Pique is hung like a Pringles™ can or possibly that he's a really good listener and just really gets Shakira, you know?

 

Fair play to him, the bastard. I'd insist on her pinching me continually during sex just so I knew my brain wasn't playing the cuntiest trick on me imaginable.

 

"We're actually a couple, right? Puyol tried to tell me I'm on the Catalan version of Punk'd"