Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

Your Milky Way is like our Mars Bar. Seems kind of pointless you gigantic bumwhore, just call the fucking thing a Mars Bar. DAFT YANKS.

 

English candy bars probably substitute chocolate and caramel with sheep's blood and fish guts.

 

And they're bloody delicious!

 

Which I said from the beginning, CUNT

 

Ah wonder if MaMeatisFeeble wiz at this prestigious, elite sport event?

Stink hits darts grand slam as match features flatulent end

Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms both deny responsibility for ‘rotten’ fart smell during Wolverhampton tournament.

The world of professional darts has been rocked by two players accusing each other of repeatedly breaking wind during a match. Gary Anderson of Scotland and Dutch man Wesley Harms blame each other for “rotten” farts during their clash in the Gland Slam of Darts.

In a post-match interview Harms said his poor form was due to Anderson breaking wind on stage and leaving a “fragrant smell”.

He went further while speaking to Dutch TV station RTL7L: “It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose.”

When Anderson in turn laid the blame at Harms’s door, the Dutchman responded: “If the boy [Anderson] thinks I’ve farted he’s 1010% wrong. I swear on my children’s lives that it was not my fault. I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I’m not going to lie about farting on stage.”

World No 4 Anderson hit back with extraordinary detail about the smell he blamed on Harms. “It definitely came from table-side and it was eggs, rotten eggs, but not from me,” Anderson said.

“Every time I walked past there was a waft of rotten eggs so that’s why I was thinking it was him. It definitely wasn’t me.“

“It was bad. It was a stink, then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out.

“If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor. Seemingly he says it was me but I would admit it.”‘

Fer whit it’s worth, foreigners have been blaming they farts on us Jocks fer thoosands o’ year, so Ah believe Anderson.

Stink hits darts grand slam as match features flatulent end

 

"The world of professional darts has been rocked by two players accusing each other of repeatedly breaking wind during a match."

Hahaha. Forget Brexit, this is front page news! SEE YOU, ya smelly bastard .

 

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‘Poot’rage! Eric Bristow must be parping in his grave.

 

Japan lead England 15-10 at the break. Japan have been excellent.

 

England turned the screw in the second half as Japan grew more tired and made more errors. No farting controversy in this one.

 

Hamish Watson through tae bring the Scoatland vs Sooth Africa game tae seventeen points apiece, like.

 

I saw the first Scotland try. Magnificent try.

 

Aye - we lost in the end ba six points, like.

Ireland beat the All Blacks yesterday, a few Guinness’s, Jimmeh?

 

I had a couple of cold ones, aye. It was a fantastic result for Ireland. First ever win on home soil over the All Blacks and second win over them in two years. They didn't score a try which is insane, but that just shows you how good Ireland's defense was. The Kiwis didn't help themselves either with all the penalties that they gave away.

Hopefully Ireland can kick on now and win the World Cup next year. They are currently considered the best team in the World but you know that New Zealand will improve as will their discipline.

 

Ireland will choke when it actually matters in the world cup. Always do.

 

Sterling. Uh.

 

England are all fucking over ‘em, mind.

 

Delph is playing really well. Sterling once again looks fucking rubbish.

 

Lol we are shit.

 

As always going to happen

 

Laddies - when yeez have a completed panini fitba sticker album mibbees Ye’d both be more positive... dinnae turn intae miseries like Oirish.

 

SEE TWO!

 

Always knew we were gonna do it.

 

Funny I think that was one of England's better efforts and you are all here taking the piss.....

 

I think we can all agree now that England are without question the best team in the world.

 

Liechtenstein 2-1 Armenia at present, 70 minutes played.

 

Netherlands in to the semis, France out.

 

Only one world cup winner in the final four...

 

Scoatland vs Israel just kicked off in more ways than one - there’s just been a big fight fer the coin aftae it wiz flipped.

 

Fuck! Israel just scored a corker from a former Celtic player - Kayal - the sleekit bassa!