Funniest/Most witty quotes during a fight

Jerry Quarry worked the Duran vs Vilomar Fernandez fight, and in the later rounds as Duran is punishing Fernandez, the blow-by-blow guy asks Quarry:

"Jerry, what's the best way to fight Duran?"

Quarry replies "With a friend."


Others?

 

The referee is the most important man in the ring tonight.... aside from the fighters

 

Leonard-Duran 1

They only made one mistake. They signed this fight.

 

That's one of the saddest aspects of what happened to Quarry... he had a great personality, very humorous and engaging man

 

The unintentionally funny thing was Merchant's lame attempts to say things he thought would be quoted in the newspaper.

 

Merchant always spoke in headlines... shit was irritating as hell

 

His line about Andrew Six Heads Lewis after he got ko'd wasn't bad. "Six heads, no chin".

 

"Gerald quit like a dog!"
(Don King after Benn v McClellan)

Ironic following McClellan's 'hobbies'.

#ooolfunnyasfuckkarma

 

Lol, you're one disturbed cunt Mustard. A nice quality to have

 

terdie pacheco really was calling him a quitter on the telecast as it happened.

 

T'was a good day in boxing history when the Grim Reaper came for Pacheco.

That cynical fat Cuban bastard brought nothing but negativity to the sport.

 

I always wondered why Pacheco was so negative all the time. He is not missed.

 

Murican Values.

So nice that when Pachecho the fake Ricans time came, Showtime took him down a side alley, told him he was fired, and left it at that.

 

"Hold For Grim Death"...............was actually uttered by Dave McAulay when he was commenting on a fight, I cannot recall whose fight.