Funniest/Most witty quotes during a fight

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  1. Xplosive

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    Jerry Quarry worked the Duran vs Vilomar Fernandez fight, and in the later rounds as Duran is punishing Fernandez, the blow-by-blow guy asks Quarry:

    "Jerry, what's the best way to fight Duran?"

    Quarry replies "With a friend."


    Others?
     
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    The referee is the most important man in the ring tonight.... aside from the fighters
     
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    Leonard-Duran 1

    They only made one mistake. They signed this fight.
     
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    That's one of the saddest aspects of what happened to Quarry... he had a great personality, very humorous and engaging man
     
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    The unintentionally funny thing was Merchant's lame attempts to say things he thought would be quoted in the newspaper.
     
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    Merchant always spoke in headlines... shit was irritating as hell
     
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    His line about Andrew Six Heads Lewis after he got ko'd wasn't bad. "Six heads, no chin".
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    "Gerald quit like a dog!"
    (Don King after Benn v McClellan)

    Ironic following McClellan's 'hobbies'.

    #lololololololfunnyasfuckkarma
     
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    Lol, you're one disturbed cunt Mustard. A nice quality to have
     
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    terdie pacheco really was calling him a quitter on the telecast as it happened.
     
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    T'was a good day in boxing history when the Grim Reaper came for Pacheco.

    That cynical fat Cuban bastard brought nothing but negativity to the sport.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I always wondered why Pacheco was so negative all the time. He is not missed.
     
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    So nice that when Pachecho the fake Ricans time came, Showtime took him down a side alley, told him he was fired, and left it at that.
     
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    "Hold For Grim Death"...............was actually uttered by Dave McAulay when he was commenting on a fight, I cannot recall whose fight.
     
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