Rambo V: Last Blood

More hyped for this than any Marvel or DC shit.

 

If this is good, it just may partially redeem you for the plethora of turds you have sent this forums way over the years. If it’s even half as good as ‘08, I’ll be satisfied.

 

Is that the Bollywood remake starring Tiger Schroff?

 

How old is Stallone now? 70? He should play the grandpa of the new Rambo.

 

In this movie, he takes on a Mexican drug cartel.

 

Hell yeah.

 

I simply pray that somehow, someway, they manage to fit in such another glorious scene as this:

 

No shit. That whole final 30 minutes or so definitely made the film worth it.

 

A prequel Rambo tv series would be awesome. Season 1 could start out where he’s a young buck straight into boot camp then we witness why and how he ends up in special forces training probably due to him being a natural at warefare and killing. Season 2 is the Vietnam campaign with the final episode being where the Vietcong capture him for the lead into Season 3.

The borderline impossible part of getting this show right would be finding a guy with Sly’s charisma and expression of badassary that prime Rambo had. It’d make finding the perfect writers and director seem like child’s play.

 

the movie must start with Rambo mowing down illegals crossing the border. Audiences will cheer.

 

I love how they even fit in the obligatory ‘hero takes a bullet in the shoulder, and shrugs it off after a couple seconds’ bit :)

 

A machine gun that has endless amounts of bullets that can rip a man in two halfs is a pretty bad-ass invention. Maybe the new Rambo will have an invisible car like James Bond did

 

Rambo, now in a wheelchair, leaves his nursing home to cannon shoot wet & soiled depends at the bad guys. Most original mayhem ever!

 

That’s a retarded idea. But a powerful gun can definately shred folks. I didnt see any endless amount of bullets in any Rambo movies.