Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

My accumulator today

Bournemouth or Draw
United to beat Fulham
Arsenal to beat Huddersfield
Cardiff to win or draw vs Southampton
West Ham to beat Palace
Chelsea to beat City or Draw
Leicester to beat/draw Spurs

76-1

 

It was over before it started really ha.

 

76-1.


Irish guy on BBC radio right now...........

Irish Guy:-..."Arsenal can win da leeg, dey reely can, diss result blows it ryh ope hen"

BBC:- "...OK. Thanks Pat. Sorry John. John."

 

12 year old Dillon from Burnley on the phone right now.

Making more sense than 50 year old Pat/John the Arse fan from Dublin.

 

Jejeje!

Yer Chelsea selection wiz a wee surprise, Ah thought Citeh wid sweep all befoor ‘em.

 

It's true, if Citeh had scored from those Sterling and Sane chances early on, they go on to win the game, but Chelski soaked up the pressure and caught them napping and took advantage. From there they grew in confidence and landed a fierce body blow by scoring a second goal to knock the wind outta Citeh. The bastards.

 

Soonds like Ye love Sane... Ooooh! We love a lad in Sane!

Just kilting!

 

SCOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSE

 

I really hope we can do it. It's not just about Liverpool winning the league, it's about City not winning it.

Klopp will always be suspect in my mind, but I respect that he has an evolving philosophy.

 

Nightmarish

 

https://dai.ly/x4anovi

 

Bit of an anti climax, Saturday, really poor attendance and flat feeling to the whole thing despite the great result n performance. I guess,top of the table or not, a pre xmas game vs kilmarnock in torrential rain is still a pre xmas game vs kilmarnock in torrential rain.

 

New statue of Macintosh went up yesterday next to new social housing tenements near my bit. Looks like a pure 1890s hipster, yas. In his blade runner chair contemplating his next orgy. Or maybe 'how did tenement design come to this?'

 

Whit a difference a week makes - loss tae Aberdeen and a draw against Dundee, the bottom club. Rangers were often affside side yesterday, the goal hanging bassas.

 

I watched most the rangers game in a pub in partick yesterday and big bald men kept screaming 'COME ON THE GLASGOW RANGERS!' at the Tele as if a) the Tele could fucking hear them but b) needed clarification on which rangers they meant. Not sure if that's always been a thing but it fair put me off my beetroot cured salmon, so it did

 

Jajaja!

Beetroot cured salmon, eh? Being a fan o’ Masterchef: The Professionals, Ah Ken that beetroot is in vogue right noo. It wiz alsae the colour Ah turned when one of oor players managed to kick a long pass across the field which went expertly went BETWEEN two Rangers players and off the pitch. He did this right in front o’ Gezza - one o’ the greatest long pass exponents in living memory.

 

I'm going to search for every opinion he every held and every quote he ever made. If I find any that would be controversial or offensive to a small group of people in 2018 I'm going to demand it be torn down.

 

I got a text from my best bud (who it turned out had been up all night) on Sunday morning saying
Mcd: 'shit man, matt's homeless. Aye I think he'd like a call from you'.
Me: huh?
Me: cha talking about?'
McD: seriously mate, better just call him, he needs to speak to you

Phone up Matt 9am Sunday, rings for ages, must be right about to go to answering machine when I hear some crash banging like somebody dropping a phone then a croaky 'hellllo?'

Me: alright mate, you ok?
Matt: huh?
Me: I just got a text from mcd saying you'd been made homeless and you needed to speak to me
Matt: fuck you talking about?

o. Poor lad had been at his work night out til 3am too. Hut is highly sugestable.

 

The Rahim Sterling controversy rolls on and former Liverpool player, Stan Collymore, is pissed off! Makes a good point aboot Roy Keane, mind:

Raheem Sterling has kicked up a storm but as ever the outrage will pass | Stan Collymore

 

You know what. I can't fucking stand Sterling, he does come across as a prick and he is overrated as fuck as a footballer. Saying that, he does have a point with this particular issue.

 

Absolutely... he's a cunt but there's only one "right" side here and it's condemnation of anybody that yells racist shit at footballers

 

The Sun is a fucking comic book, everyone barring the knuckle-dragging morons knows that, but they have a huge readership (primarily comprised of the aforementioned knuckle-dragging morons) and they HAVE held him to a different standard. Best example was the gun tattoo thing on his leg which they made a massive deal out of, the guy said it was a tribute to his dad who was murdered in Jamaica (weird tribute admittedly, but it's up to him how he honours his father), anyway he said the whole point was that it was to say to himself to "never pick up a gun" and The Sun printed the quote as "never pick up a gun again".

They know what they're doing, it's subtle and easily missed a lot of the time but it's there and it should be addressed.

 

Absolutely... same shit here with the NY Post, Fox, the various shitpipes guys like Doub read, etc

 

I have a soft spot for Sterling due to his connection with QPR and can see where he's coming from with the headline comparisons, but do you think with regards to him being targeted in general by the press, is he going over the top? By that I mean haven't the press been targeting his England performances for one? Didn't he get slated also for his wage demands at Citeh?

 

The press has every right to slate him for his England performances, he's been crap and I have no issue with that either. The articles which were raised though didn't have anything to do with that, it was all off the field stuff.

 

Offtae visit ma brother, F. Hamish Ed Hunger, who lives in Bavaria. Will havetae dooubtless answer many questions on Brexit tae which Ah Will unashamedly blame the English. Any Fritz who makes the mistake o’ tormenting me will be met wi’ a long, and boring, rant as tae why whiskey is superior tae schnaps.

SEHE DU!

 

Make sure to tell him that Mercedes is superior to BMW.

 

F. Hamish Ed Hunger

 

Liverpool on the box now. Prefer to watch their game as you can't beat the atmosphere at Anfield. You can can just feel it through your tv. They have to win. Is 1-0 good enough?

 

Anfield and Celtic Park are two grounds I'd love to go to. I'd be speechless throughout the whole game.