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Fucking Solskjaer, lucky bastard, right place right time. I could have scored that.

 

Tis true.

 

It's an ironic thing..............the more athleticism he displays is down to having more to make up......more to make up means bad positioning or a worldly shot.

Last night was a great save, it earned the club a few million quid, won us the game, justified his price tag.

 

Less than 11 hours til jungle fever neath the discolights HERE WE GO

 

Phewee shellik were pish last night. Or maybe I'm being unfair and Salzburg were just really, really good but either way the effect was the same. Could not get out- the possession stats said 50/50 but 75% of it mustve been in our half. We had a good 15 minutes after half time when we switched to a 3-5-2 which gave us a numerical advantage playing out from the back but they soon responded with an extra man upfront pressing high and it was as you were. All of which was frustrating because on the few occasions we managed to break past the press we looked like we could threaten. By mid second half I was screaming that we should just play it long because we were beating our heads against a wall trying to play out. Very frustrating night, basically outclassed.

Then rosenborg scored and the place went mental. Very surreal experience celebrating when you've just been totally shutdown and dominated. I guess its a decent achievement knocking out a top 5 bundesliga team but it didn't feel like it last night.

 

Despite losing 2-1, Celtic are through. Rangers are OOT aftae losing tae Vienna.

 

Nice run doon.

 

Just seen a few snaps o’ masen oot here in Germany - Ye could show a movie on ma foreheid... must start wearing ma hair ‘Adolf’ style tae distract from ma gargantuan noggin. Ah tell Ye whit, mind - one heidbutt from me and Ye’d be hammered intae the groond like a tent peg.

 

Photos can be depressing....who's that old bald cunt and what did he do with hut?

 

Do you ever have one of those shaves and you cut the life out of yourself and are red raw? Ouch!

 

And it would be a headbutt Zidane would be proood of too.

 

I usually trim with an electric shaver first and then finish the job with a regular razor blade. Takes a bit more time but the shave goes smoother and you get a few more uses out of your razor.

 

I've never liked using electric razors. I prefer to use a razor. Sometimes it's smooth as hell but other times it's a pain.

 

Hearts messing up their chance to go joint top.

 

Quite an understatement.

 

I wonder if that Chelski defeat last week is the start of Citeh's blip. I'm not so sure. You'd fancy them to beat Everton at home. Sterling, Aguero and KDB on the bench but their man of the moment, Sane, starts. Sane first goalscorer?

 

Sane didn't score the first goal but he did provide the assist.

 

My friend worked on that.

 

I had it recorded for some time on my sky planner. Excellent watch.

 

Celtic SMH

Classic post-Europe-midweek withdrawal

 

Was it 2011 when someone other than Celtic won the SPL? Could that change this season?

 

/depression. We were pinned down and bummed on Thursday. The players probably feel like seligman's dogs after the inescapable electric shock chamber, just laying down in the corner of their cages shaking for a while

 

Brilliant ball from Fabinho and then the control on his chest and finish by Mane was excellent.

 

Goalkeeping error by Alisson gifts Lingard a goal. 1-1 .

 

Strongly fancy United to get something big out of the game now. Liverpool had them, had them where they wanted them, and threw it away by not taking chances and committing elementary errors.

If you want to progress in the League you got to kick on when you can.

United to win this 3-1 now.

 

De Gea with another ootstanding save.

 

£12m quid for that guy. Don't tell me there's no value in the market. What the fuck was he doing at Stoke under people like Pulis and Hughes.

Like they say, you miss every shot you never take.

Mata and Martial should have started this game, they have given Liverpool grief before.

 

Get in. I will take that. United had their goal gifted to them. Twats.