Canelo vs. the Jazzerciser @ SMW

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Does Canelo get slap avalanched here?
     
  2. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Calz would have wiped his ass with Canelo.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Calzaghe would have slapped him around.
     
  4. Irish

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    Calzaghe would stop him.


    Fatanelo's face would be a mask of blood after 6 rounds.

    He'd slap the clen and the loaded wraps right off that boy.
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    No way jc stops him, but he wins handily
     
  6. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    HE WOULD CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!
     
  7. cdogg187

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    JC couldn't stop Charles Brewer for fuck's sake and it wasn't even a "prime" Brewer

    He wins by jazzercise volume and Zumba fitness enthusiasm
     
  8. Slice N Dice

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    Calzaghe beats him like a red-headed stepchild.
     
  9. Xplosive

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    Yeah, I doubt Calz stops Canelo.

    But I also doubt the Ginger wins many rounds.

    As critical as I was of Joe, he was simply a class above that cheating faggot... IN ADDITION to being the naturally bigger and stronger man.

    Canelo has no chance.
     
  10. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    JC wasn't better than Canelo. If he wins this, it's because of his size. After last fight, I give Canelo a much better chance. Still think he's too small to win this one
     
  11. Xplosive

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    Yes the Hell he was better than Ginger. Faster, far less predictable, and Joe had a healthy enough tank to fight at a high pace for 12 rounds.

    For Christ Sake, stop overrating this guy. With objective judging, he'd be on a two-fight losing streak. Or at BEST for him, he'd be 1-1.
     
  12. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Your Canelo hate is getting ridiculous. JC was lucky to get past an old decrepit hopkins, average as fuck Robbed Reid and struggled mightily against Bika.

    Canelo is obviously a much better fighter than him, and it's not even debatable
     
  13. cdogg187

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    I think I hate calzaghe more than anyone ever (I coined the very terms used in this thread)) and even I think that's an insane thing to say
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    That Canelo is much better? It's not even debatable. He ran close the consensus best (or second best at worst) p4p fighter twice (and arguably won once).

    JC best win is over geriatric hopkins (and a contentious one at that). But then, it's pathetic how you've turned into a caricature of yourself. Everytime a fighter retires you start overrating him and you constantly denigrate current fighter
     
  15. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    JOM is acting pretty testy today.

    It's ok, man. I'm sure Stevenson might wake up by 2025. The pimp hand might not be as strong though...
     
  16. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Talking about Stevenosn, just saw some report that he got out of Coma and was able to talk. But thatthe right side of his body is paralysed. COmes from a russian site tough, and nothing in Quebec media, so take with a grain of salt
     
  17. cdogg187

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    LOL yeah I'm the caricature here ... not the 0 to 200 mph in half a second roid rage spastic that loses his fucking mind every time one of his hyperbolic contrarian shitposts gets even lightly questioned
     
  18. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Highly ironic that you say that, since youre involved in a beef with half of this site, while beside you, im alright with pretty much every other members
     
  19. cdogg187

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    I am lol?

    You get along wonderfully with me, Neil, X, Ugo, Hut?

    You're like one of the biggest piƱatas here ... I hope you never leave because there's so many hilarious incidences of you being blasted from 900 directions
     
  20. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I dont have a problem with x and ugo. We sometime have hard discussion , but are mature enough to not let this contaminate the entire forum.

    Unlike you, who have to continue your little ebeef with everybody in pretty much every threads
     
  21. cdogg187

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    That's literally hilarious

    Who started this particular banter in this thread?
     
  22. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Well, it wasnt true after all. It was reported today that stevenson is still in coma and that his situation didnt improved at all. Stick a fork in him. What a shame and a tragedy
     

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