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Load of misanthropic pish

 

I've gone for a Liverpool win both teams to score.

 

Lot of very condescending smug Irish sentiment out there on twitter.

"OMG we like totes smashed Church and we got MAD ABORTION..............look at UK like totes behind us now, madness of Brexit! GO IRA!! A HABA HABA"

 

"BUT THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!"

 

Jeremy Corbyn: MISOGYNIST!

 

Wolves have failed to score in 4 league games up to now but have scored in their last four and Liverpool have conceded twice in their last 3 league games. I was thinking that perhaps that spillage by Allison might still be playing on his mind.

 

DROSS

 

He did actually say "Stupid People". Total nothing-burger of an argument.

 

Liverpool will prolly have to score first.

 

What the fuck is going on in here?

 

Nothing. Just me in one of my usual pre-match moods. I will be OK in a few hours.

 

I've been pumping the honey-glazed ham, sprouts and goose-fat roast potatoes recently, they make for absolutely massive poos.

How is the Fightbeat Festive Gut, gentlemen???

 

My god I've never seen such a posh, smug person

 

Irish is raging, lashing out... there is football on the way, lad

 

A week ago I was vomiting my brains out

Today? Feeling decent

 

A lot of rain in Wolverhampton. Slippery surface. Anything could happen in this weather.

 

All over the place brother, been shitting like a hippo the past few days.

 

Try this for size mate

 

Yeah it's the fibre that does me. That and the chocolates and the cheese-cracker selection and the ham.

Adding sprouts is like adding oxygen to an already dangerous fire.

Just asking for trouble.

I find Iceland sprouts to be suspisciously bright,almost luminous green. For frozen veg, that is worrying.

Apparently, they are the Chernobillus Plutominus variety from Norfolk.

 

There's a lot of fuck all up there. It sounds like a reet depressing shithole.

Just banged £7.50 on Wolves to win at 7-1

BTW my predo is 2-1 Wolves I will post it now.

 

Cracking game. Wolves are well up for this.

 

You're doing it wrong

 

I just took a dump at work... gave off a terrific report

I almost did a cornball dad voice in response like "HELLO!"

 

I'm lactose intolerant, but been eating a lot of cheese lately, went Nando's as well the other day, had the extra hot. So it's my fault, but sometimes you gotta weigh up the consequences and place tasty food over the inevitable bum-trouble.

 

That man, Salah. 0-1.

 

Milk gives me a lot of wind and bananas.

 

Penalty claim from Wolves but would be harsh to give that.

 

Sloppy passes at the back from Liverpool. Lucky not to be punished for it.

 

Salah assist, VVD goal. 0-2.