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Yes.

Pep was giving it the old reverse cod-ology yesterday "Oh if we didn't beat Southampton it was over".............in other words "We passed a major test".

I think he's scared.

He took three beatings off Liverpool last year out of 4 games and at Anfield this year in the League he man-marked Mane, something he has never ever done to any other team.

He's scared and I hope his fear percolates down into the team.

 

Kinda, yeah, I think the drummer Luke has some smarts whilst Matt the lead singer is much more egotistical, they're not the brightest guys around but they both seem like decent fellas when it's all said and done. Must have been a nightmare for the session guys though.

 

Jajaja!

They are funny in hoo they take theysen faaaar tae seriously and it’s easy tae mock the fact they are a pair o’ dimwits. Ah really like them mind, even though Ah HATED them in the late eighties, but they achieved massive success after all o’ the hype ended. Luke was brilliant in Hellboy 2 and Matt still has an amazing voice. They’ve both pickled (aged) well and are in good shape fer they age. Ah like the fact that they’ve proven they weren’t just flash in the pan, no-marks. RESPECT tae Bros - the blonde Bufty bassas.

 

Never heard of these Brits

 

Your standard British teeny pop band, nothing special at all. They were identical twins, one was the lead singer, the other was the drummer, both good looking bastards, massive fan base in the 80s. It's a really fun watch to he honest, just to see how fame affects people.

 

Ah’m wi’ yer Slice and wid add that the lead singer can actually sing, which is no’ always a given wi’ teeny bop bands. Matt Goss, as Ye ken, has a multi million dollar contract crooning away in Las Vegas and Luke has been in a few, high -budget films.

 

Matt can sing, not gonna deny that. I wish I could say the same for Luke as a drummer because he's the more likeable guy but yeah he's average at best.

 

Does anybody else hear the Gino Ginelli tune when they order a Birra Moretti at the bar?

 

What's a Bira Moretti???

 

You never had a Birra Moretti? Dafuq?

 

Chelski fan next door desperately encouraging me to believe.

His downstairs WC is decked out with Chelsea memorabilia.

I had one too many proseccos and told him he could look at shit while taking a shit.

 

I think it's important, in front of the men, that I design the games

 

Somebody should defrag your ass.

 

Ain’t nothing like the Atari Indy 500... ‘cept maybe pussy.

 

Anyone got a Nintendo Switch? Recommend some cheap games. Ta.

 

died..........and willed it to you...........and then.........maybe............mwahahah

 

Tottenham keeping the pressure up on City I see ::

 

Premier League Outright Odds

Liverpool 8/13

City 13/8

Spurs 20/1

Chelsea 80-1

Man United 450-1

 

It would be funny if United won the title. Mourinho would say if everybody listened to him they would have super duper won it instead of only just winning it.

 

Hopefully you didn't get out of hand like James Milner did.


Boring James Milner‏ @BoringMilner 22h22 hours ago

Looks like last night’s celebrations got a bit out of hand. I’ve just come down to the kitchen and found that I left the extra special tea bags out. Embarrassed is an understatement.

 

Theoretically they could. In fact however tonights game vs Newcastle is their first half-test of "Oles New Era"..........Pogba and Lukaku are front-running dogs and the team is basically an expensive version of Liverpools "Spice Boys" from the mid 1990's.

 

Christian Pulisic off to Chelsea for lots of those millions.

cdogg, it was your duty to tell your fellow American not to sign for such a vile club. :(

 

TBH I thought it was PUSILIC for a moment, the Croatian.

Half of this signing is inspired by Bruce Buck to get people up in Massachusetts all confused.

 

My brother's boy likes them ... which is actually fitting as his father is a complete fascist

When I asked him who he supports and he said Chelsea, I winced and said to him "Chelsea are scum"

 

My brother is Tom Clancy/AOH Irish ... daft American cunts that would've called Michael Collins a triggered snowflake

 

I bet Matt Damon and Benn Snowflek are massive Chelsea fans.

 

Haha I think Matt Damon IS actually a Chelsea fan, I remember seeing him watching a match. Could have been Michael Ballack though...