Tyson on Rogan's podcast

Watched it. Mike is great. interview itself was crap. Nothing interesting asked.

 

there's a search function on youtube, you know o_O

 

That's because Rogan is a fuckin flake.

 

I will never understand how Joe Rogan is even a thing ... I've never made it more than a few minutes into any of the 9000 clips I've seen posted here and a million other places... it's just dudebro overload

 

And he's wayyyyyyy too heavy into 'Alpha' pursuits like they're going out of fasion: "I can Taekwondo-kick like a truck and I can shoot a deer from 500m using my bow-and-arrow while jerking-off to Cameron Haines: the Ultimate Apex-Predator-Dude'





I'd crush Rogan in 30 seconds

 

For the most part yeah but I don't put that all on Rogan. Tyson if famous for all sorts of reasons but if a guy is going to keep putting up "that's in the past" or "it was the old me" it becomes a stalemate. I don't give a shit about people's experience with drugs but it's about the only thing Mike would actually open up about.

 

But ducked Briggs, Mercer and Tua...

 

I wanted Rogan to delve into Mike's dealings with King.

 

If you played a drinking game for everytime Rogan said "Dude", "Bro", or "Man", you'd die of alcohol poisoning inside of 10 mins.

 

These are the questions he should have asked

* did Cus molest you
* what happened in that hotel room
* why didn't you swallow the ear
* did you actually believe you can beat Lennox
* before which fight were you the most nervous
* which fight do you consider your best performance
* are you friends with any fighters
* favorite movie of all time

 

I wanted to hear anything new. Can't blame it on all Rogan though. He didn't want to talk about shit other than what he was on the side promoting so what would you do?

 

I'd have asked him if Robin Givens liked anal.

She looked like she did.

 

or 'wow', 'that's amazing', 'you're blowing my mind'

 

There was this French Sailor once called Bernard Moitessier who took place in the first solo, non-stop round the World Yacht race.

I think it was in 1967.

The plan was that everybody would leave the south coast of England before a certain date, their date of departure would be recorded,they would sail to South Africa, around the cape, into the Indian Ocean and through the Roaring Forties to Cape Horn, around that and back into the South Atlantic and head for England.

Well this guy Moitessier, he left England, raced into the lead, went around Cape of Good Hope, into the Indian Ocean, and then said fuck it, dropped out and sailed to Tahiti or some shit.

That's what fightbeat is like.

"Mike is Cool".

"Rogan is Cool"

"Fuck Liberals".

 

It's also apparant Tyson still has some serious mental/emotional issues.

 

Tyson's daughter is gonna be a pro tennis player. With her athletic genes, she could grow up to be strong as f*ck.

 

Tyson's official YouTube Channel is terrific!

 

"Daddy never had a job? Yes, he does! He works with mommy!"

Funny that these kids dunno the gentle dad they know of was once the biggest badass on Earth.

 

They'll know it soon. Tyson's whole life is right there in a single Google click.

 

Ummm...yeah well, 2-3 videos are entertaining...

 

'daddy what does 'rape' mean?

 

'It's this thing which I didn't do, sweetheart'
'Oh ok...what does 'convicted by a fair and impartial jury in a court of law' mean?

 

Great argument.

It's why OJ can tell his kids with a straight face that he's not a killer.

 

Fuck that bitch. You don't go to a hotel alone at night with a horny prime mike and cry rape. Just like you wouldn't go inside a hungry lion's cage. She played with fire and got burnt. But hey at least she got laid.

 

You got youself a nice girlfriend yet, BOSS?

Are you dating yet?

 

Ya babe

 

I'm a huge Mike fan, but he was probably guilty. You don't get convivcted when you're a huge multi-millionaire celebrity unless the proof against you are more than solid

 

OJ was rejected from being cast for the lead role in Terminator because they felt he was "too nice". No joke. The role was given to Arnold instead.

 

Well what happened was that Desiree went up to his hotel room at his request. She took out her tampon and was ready. But then Tyson went all out crazy animal on her little 90 lb body and she wanted to get the hell outta there and he didn't allow it. So yeah...that's rape. What started as consensual suddenly wasn't anymore.