Velvet Buzzsaw

Looks shit, but watchable...

 

Yeah, I'll prob watch it.

 

Looks good. Instead of the college kids everyone wants to see killed, as in Friday the 13th and nightmare on elm street, it's snobby art critics.

 

More vicarious revenge for the scars people who can read properly have inflicted on poor doub

 

looks great

 

Defending art critics now. I've managed to paint you into quite the corners. Lol. Next you'll be standing up for Injury attorneys.

Regardless, like it or not, 80's horror movies targeted college kids. It's a fact. Has nothing to do with me. Lol. I was a college kid myself.

 

This has been getting good reviews.

I'm planning to watch it Friday night.

 

thanks for keeping us posted

 

Yeah, Velvet Buzzsaw, Lou Reed... I've heard of it

 

You're thinking of Velvet Revolver.

 

Aah... my bad

 

Aye - SEEdog made quite the velvet helmet ootae himsen.

Just kilting!

 

HUGE disappointment. 5/10

 

I turned it off after 30 mins. Too pretentious.

My God Netflix puts out some horrible originals.

How do you fuck up a Jake Gyllenhaal movie???

He's ALWAYS in quality movies... but Netflix can fuck up anything, I guess.

 

I won't even bother after reading all your comnents.

Netflix should focus on a) documentaries b) TV shows c) old movies

 

REVISION. fuck this movie 3/10. I'm actually angry at this crap . I was looking forward to this shit. This was 99% doing your best to act like obnoxious snob and 1% anything else.

 

good boy. Follow daddy's advice.

 

I mean, Netflix movies...they're just getting progressively worse...

 

so it's not even watchable? is it boring?
i like Gyllenhaal

 

awful garbage

 

No he's thinking of Denis Quaid in that movie Blue Velvet Band Aid

 

If Hitchcock and Kubrick were alive, Netflix could probably take one of their dedicated projects, and turn it into a shit movie.

These guys are putting out HORRIBLE original content - as far as movies go. Literally, probably like 1/30 Netflix original movies are decent.

 

Not sure if the 1 out of 30 is a good estimate or not but I'd say it's probably not too far off the ratio that comes out Hollywood these days.

 

1/50.

 

I think the UK thriller, Calibre, was the last good Netflix original I saw.

 

What's the best Netflix original movie?

 

probably birdbox

 

LMFAO! Birdbox is a piece of shit.

 

Is this movie at least gratifying? Seeing elitists get murdered?

 

it's the best Netflix movie though