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THE FIVE MINUTES ARE UP REF BLOW BLOW YA CUNT

 

WELL DONE YOU SPAWNY CUNT


4-3 We win. Never in doubt was it.



























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I had a dream last night about this being an absolutely torrid gut wrencher. It was just the case.

Leicester lost in a similar game today.

I just hope Liverpool use this to drive on.

Keita got hooked today. He's not doing it. He should have been protecting Milner.

We got problems at RB now.

I wonder can Clyne be recalled.

 

Just walked thru the eye of (yet another) scrap at bridgeton x, bunch of airdrie cunts and the uglies outside the unionist pubs going at randoms. Airdrie in the corner with their chelsea flag and their red hand of ulster, pointless wee fandans

 

I don't know where they got that, but I doubt it was in Chelsea. I know web pages that got better banners than those fucking twats.

 

Mind my asking who put you onto him?

My brother randomly sent me that very video on WhatsApp about 2 weeks ago and I have been following his stuff intermittently since.

Love the ones with subtitles where he goes to Chernobyl.

Vastly superior stuff. Chap seems to be loving his life in the arsehole of nowhere and getting paid for it too.

Incredible industrial infrastructure that place has/had.

 

My mental roofer mate sent me it this morning; he sends alot of crazy stuff but this oompalumpa chernobyl moleman guy is my fave yet. Im sure the two of them would get along too

This guy just finished doing up a flat he bought in battlefield near hampden stadium, stripped out the whole thing himself, replastered it, refit the bathrooms n kitchens, looks absolutely beasting and the whole thing cost less than 75k all in. For a ex-con wreckhead hes a real hidden aesthete too, top notch decor taste

 

Hardly surprising. You won't find any surgeons that can plaster.

 

SUKA BLAT

 

Hells bells! No’ only are Liverpool currently number one - they’re coining it!

Liverpool expected to become first club with €100m annual net profit

It’s no’ just the ‘Pool mind, English fitba is a financial juggernaught, like...

‘Premier League clubs’ aggregate revenue was €5.3bn, comfortably more than La Liga (€2.9bn), Bundesliga (€2.8bn), Serie A (€2.1bn) and Ligue 1 (€1.6bn).’

On the flip side, Rangers' £22.5m debt is bigger than any other club in Scotland. Winners!

SEE YOU!

 

Cardiff signed a guy. Then his plane crashed, it seems.

 

Nantes say no refunds, you break it, you bought it

 

I do wonder how that shit works. My guess is Cardiff hadn't paid any money, and won't.

 

Amazing how all the untalented lowlifes make it across the channel, and this talented guy doesn't. Life is cruel.

 

Just haddae message from Jimmeh suggesting Ye could add the Irish Sea tae the above statement.

Ah sure hope this diznae startae fyewd!

 

I don't remember anyone of any worth dying trying to cross the Irish sea to play football.

 

Norman Whiteside? George Best?

 

Yeah it was sad when they died trying to get to England

 

Norman Whiteside? George Best?

Ahem... erm... it could be argued George Best died inside leaving NI and Norman Whiteside twisted his knee... stepping offae the boat, like...

Naw! Fair point - Ah dinnae know whit Ah’m talking aboot.

 

They died trying to cross the sea? Ach no.........it was DRINK of another sort that did for them.

 

Must have been a free bar on the boat.

 

Norman Whitside was a daft cunt and an unlucky cunt.

A genuinely other-worldy talent that had the double misfortune, 1 of being Irish and Drunk, 2 that he was NORTHERN Irish and drunk.

If he had been born in England, he would have been taken better care of, found a better club than the Man United he signed for where there was also a rampant drinking culture that required another drunk, Alex Ferguson, to see it for what it was and shut it down.

Whiteside really could and should have been a Superstar.

Rare old times. 3 Micks at least, out of 22 on the field.

 

Dogshit in 'human' form.


Anyway...

 

Dafoe scores on his debut!

 

Neymar told 'don't complain when you get kicked' - PSG forward in tears after foot injury

Haha ya wee bastart. Hope it goes septic and they need to chop it off.

 

The richer the premiership gets the worse the atmosphere gets. What a faustian bargain. Man u-arsenal fa cup games sound like pre season friendlies

 

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Yeah I was going to walk up there tonight and get a Lime Ebike ride back, cheaper than Pubic Transport and more fun.

Instead I went down the Fulham Palace Road past Craven Cottage.

Funnyish story, I was walking over Putney Bridge there on Monday Night when Spurs played Fulham in Fulham, and I walk past this place called the Temperance.......I knew it was 1-1 cos Alan Green was on BBC 5 Live breaking my balls with his boring droning Norn Irish voice.

I knew that if Spurs scored a late winner the place would empty like Grenfell Tower, actually that never fully emptied but I digress.......people would run out of the place and flood the Fulham Palace Road....

......so I start running , jogging, whatever.....and Winks scores............and I just barely get close enough to Hammersmith before I am inundated with sad cunts coming out of the brickwork like lice.......had to run ino the street and try to jog past them.

Another 5 minutes and I would have had to just turn around and go home.