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Jimmy giving it loads in the old UFC like

 

Jimmeh’s gonnae be raging! Sure hope a fyewd diznae ensue... who am Ah kidding? Ah sure HOPE a fyewd ensues.

 

That was another worthy watch. Ah wiznae sure if Reed wiz serious or no’. Just recently watched an underrated film o’ his called ‘Royal Flash’ from 1975, in which he plays Otto von Bismarck. Here is a wee scene:

 

Honestly, sellik should be paying us to turn up to these fucking games. Brutal

 

Talking of which, here's Irish being paid a visit by LFC legend, Jordan:

 

Neil Lennon suspended fer being a bad tempered prick:

Neil Lennon: Head coach suspended by club & unlikely to take charge again

 

I hope we invent him a job at sellik. Maybe head of recruitment or something, god knows we need a new one

 

In fairness, he lashed out at corporate executives. If Rangers had somebody to do that 10 years ago they wouldn't have wound up eating poo off George Soros shoe.

 

Hibs really looked like a team last year its a shame that whatevers gone on behind the scenes set them so far back

 

If you're going to invent a job for somebody how aboot me? I could be the gateway to the (potentially) gigantic Canadian (potential) market for Scottish football.

What aboot references you may ask? I'd have to ask.

By the way could you be my reference?

 

Ye could be ‘Director of Impotential’.

 

My missus was struggling for a stocking filler this year so she got us tickets for.... a modern opera. Err, oh ok, its good to try new things sometimes. Right? Well actually no, no its not. Fuck me, i was really taken aback at how pish this was, it wasnt even a collection of songs like a musical, it was just a regular theatre script without any rhyme or musical rhythm sung to an a-melody of randomly sequemced notes. After a few minutes i realized it wasnt meant to be funny so i was left swimming in the question: WHATS THIS FOR!? Then at interval while looking around the audience and listening to some of the astonishing conversations going on i think i sussed it out- upper class people want somewhere they can get together, alone, on saturday nights without being bothered by the likes of you and i so theyve invented an art form so prohibitively shite that we'll never show up and bother them. At which point i felt a wee bit guilty for intruding, the way you do when you accidentally walk into a gay bar.

 

Flights to Amsterdam then train to hamburg then train to copenhagen then flights back to scotland all £126! Sweet. Trans europa express, trans europa express

 

Would this be Rafa's Liverpool league title eventually?

Lol Solsjaer out

 

I knew somebody would fucking jinx it.

 

Passport for Tallaght-Co.

 

"Ole retained his unbeaten record, in Ole time, said no football historian, ever".

And why would they.

Like they fucking matter.

In the meantime.........the old Master, at it again.

Bends Apprentice Pep over, shows him a few wide strokes of his old wily brush, a few oily strokes across the recalcitrant bairns bared bottom.

 

Now or fucking never boys. Now or fucking never.

Win tomorrow, we got us a 7 point gap.

 

Spurs only two points behind city if they beat watford tonight

 

All the ducks in a row for the reds

 

Allegedly Reed was a legitimate hard man, and his facial scars were acquired when he took on 3 guys in a gents room in Fulham I believe and one of them GLASSED him.

Imagine Benebitch Pumperdink in the boys room of the Ritz, fellating his way to safety rather than trying to duke it out.

 

COME ON COME ON!!


Pre match nerves.

COME ON COME ON!!

This is a massive chance. Must take it.

It will be hard.

Van Diijk reovering from illness, Milner and Alexander Arnold out, Leicester usually bag a goal at Anfield.

COME ON!!!

 

COME ON COME ON!!

 

Aye, he looks pretty handy. One life rule ive acquired over the years- regardless of what other attributes he appears to have or lack, dont trifle with a man with a huge head.

 

I hope Spurs lose. Default setting innit.