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Wales will see this out, at least I made a few quid. Easy team to dislike. Loud sordid people with a squalid manager.

 

Jonathan Davies and Eddie Butler’s biased commentary is daeing ma swede in... thank God Paul O’Connell is there tae cool they jingoistic jets.

 

How did France blow that.

 

Must redouble ma efforts in the gym - just foound out Steve Reeves wiz from Glasgow, like.

 

Hah!

 

Has it NEVER occurred tae Ye that nae cunt gi’es two squirts o’ rancid Yak’s piss that Ye live in Brazil? Ye’ll die there unremarkably, unloved and unremembered.

 

Sure.
I just like triggering low-IQ half-wits like you from time to time when Im bored.


And things could be much worse: I could be Scottish.

 

Ireland getting whupped 32-13 wi’ one minute tae go... and Ireland score a try as Ah type. 32-20.

 

Mostarda likes that Little Big Bill likes this.

 

Just kidding McSporran!
You're ok and harmless enough....but the other cunt, he can DIE.

 

That’s alright ba me, laddie. Ah find Ye inoffensive and likely tae have wee genitalia.

 

Oo-eer.
Saucy.

 

Spurs won. City won.

COME ON COME ON!!!!

 

Simply the best.

 

I can't say it's all going wrong but it's not all fucking going right either.

 

Shit, basically.

Liverpools goal wasn't

2 fucking defensive lapses in 2 games have ripped momentum away.

Is Van Diijk supposed to do everything on his fucking own?

Massive negative vibes being flung down by the press. Gonna be interesting to see how Klopp handles this.

 

Bookies now have City and Liverpool even favourites at 10/11

Spurs now down to 20-1

Fuck this. It's such a pain in the ass supporting Liverpool

 

Wow Chris Sutton really hates Liverpool.

I've my mind made up. Liverpool have hit the wall..

 

Keep the faith, Irish.

As fer Sutton, a more sleekit bassa is hard tae find.

 

Sutton appears to be disliked for being dislikeable, unlike Robert Davis Jones Jenkins Savage, who is disliked for being autistic and verbally incontinent.


But that's just it. It's FAITH. Virgin Premier League in a fucking Crib with the Twee Weiss Men etc etc, Roman Soldiers clad in Sky Blue nobbling people on the head.... and what have you.

Yes it's 3 points clear. Yes it's better than fuck all. But it should be 8.

Liverpool could of course look back on this passage as when they secured the League, picking up vital points, but I doubt it. The running game has sapped fuck out of the players and now there's a full on injury crisis.

 

Only upside is that my £10 investment on Friday night during Wales vs France is now worth £345

 

Quality journalism this. Very interesting use of English language.

Jason Burt

Telegraph journalist on BBC Radio 5 live

"I think Liverpool are a bag of nerves. They have had injuries and those players that have come in have not performed.

Collectively they look like a team that are losing a bit of confidence at the moment."

It's a juxtaposition of poetic brilliance.............."Bag of Nerves" and "Losing a bit of confidence"


Right up there with..........."Strapped for Cash" and "Down to my last Million or so".

I mean, put the boot in, by all means, but there's no need to trash the English language at the same time.

 

Chris Sutton:-


"The worrying thing for Liverpool is that they conceded from a set-piece, which can happen, but then they made the same mistakes twice again in the first half.

It looks like they lacked a bit of leadership.

You don't expect City to not cope with the pressure and you expect them to keep thundering on in the same way."

How's that mate, City are 1 win and 1 loss in their last 2. If that's "Thundering On", I will take it.

Again, it's this fucking perception with these cunts that they deploy to such great effect, it's always "Crisis "at Liverpool and "Liverpool fucked up", same as after the City vs Arsenal game pundits kept on saying Liverpool were only one point ahead because they kept treating the Leicester game like a loss.

 

What shite is that? There wasn't half a load of shit on the BBC in the mid to late 80's, was there?

Hannay? Tales of the fucking unexpected? Shite.

 

Haha, had me going for a wee sec there

 

Regardless o’ which Glasgow he hailed oota - he wiz some man.

 

If you come from Glezga, Montana, you star in Sword and Scandal movies.

If you come from Glezga, Scotland, you star in Sordid Scandal movies.

 

Cruel.


But fair.