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Chelsea.......thanks for fuck all lads.

 

4 goals in less than 30 minutes. Luiz is probably getting flashbacks.

 

4-0 a half hour in. Fucking sad cunts. You will never ever get fuck all from the Rent Boys.

 

The only possible hope is that City overstretch themselves mentally, start thinking it's all over, and fuck up somewhere again.

 

It says a lot, my neighbour is a Chelsea rent boy and he said to me yesterday "The result against City doesn't matter, we have won the Premier League already before".......

Fucking rent boy.

 

It diz say a lot - six nil is no’ tae be sniffed at, right enough.

 

Sounds like there are only two options. Move, or murder him.

 

Rent Boys Rent Boys Rent Boys
HANG EM HANG EM HANG EM
Rent Boys Rent Boys Rent Boys
HANG EM HANG EM HANG EM

 

I know. But the thing is, Liverpool haven't won it, so being raped by City is OK, cos Chelsea 2 seasons ago were champs, understand?

Fucking deluded Rent Boy mentality.

 

Sellik looking a bit livelier going forward with weah and burkes pace but if we go into the valencia game with johnny hayes (our 4th choice right winger) at left back we're gonna get anally raped. Even a 50% fit tierney is the better option, we need him back for thursday even if its for one night only

 

All thoughts beginning to converge, just a junky constantly chasing the dragon of one more great night at paradise. That thrill when the air tingles and the whole ground moves like a mythical animal....one more time sellik, hit me up. WHEN I SEE MA CELTIC I GO OUTTA MA HEAD

 

Sitting here in work in my green and white dress shirt humming celtic symphony to myself, legit torture. Tension like this needs medicating with ale, a busy tim pub, a live celtic band, shouting, not this deathly silence and a ticking clock. HERE WE FUCKING GO

 

Valencia are pish. We're just that wee bit pisher

 

Do what I do..........just mutter to yourself........COME ON COME ON!!!

It's daft.

Brexit, Emergency Wall Building Powers, Yemen, Scumbags who want back in the country after years of rape with Islamic State, cancer, turning 40, money, rent...........Can liverpool beat United.........spot the fucking anomaly like.


COME ON COME ON!!!

 

Im so stoic in every other area of my life i think i sublimate all my genuine emotions into celtic european games...totally evacuated of good feeling. So glad ive tomorrow off, im gonna borrow a dog and sit outside a pub scanning the skyline for consolation.

 

For FUCKSAKE, izzy. This is how shite you have to be to lose at home to that valencia team

 

It's very disheartening

 

Chelsea: back to exactly how they were for the 40 years before Abscumovich arrived.

 

Pssssssst.........billeh

 

Ah’m surprised they can coount that high... (j/k). Ah watched the last twenty minutes o’ the Killie game and initially thought the sending off wiz wrong, until Ah saw the replay and beheld the defender striking Broon’s ankle wi’ a high foot, studs showing and a wee scrape downwards full o’ bad intent. It felt like justice wiz served when Broon smashed the winner in on the 89th minute.

8 points aheid and Rangers dropping points all the time - the title is ootae sight.

 

Jings! It’s deader aroound here than the love Moustardo’s British family have for him. Nae offence, like.

 

I think the board requires more sectarianism.

 

It goes wi’oot saying, the above comment is an ootrage.

 

0-0 at home not bad, not perfect, but not bad. Didn't concede the away goal so have every chance.

But Liverpool look flat.

Need an injection of pace from somewhere.

 

Charming.
It was a year ago today, too.
:(

 

Very sorry tae read that, Mostarda. Hope Ye raised a wee dram or two tae his memory.

 

Sellik unlucky last night, were the better team until the (unjust) sending off. A wee sneaky goal and rub of the green and who knows. One things for sure - valencia wont be in baku. If we'd had tierney fit i think we'd probably be in the hat.

 

Fuxxake, .

Northern Ireland family left in fear after flags torched at Rangers bar in Spain - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk